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The United States has a system of taxation by confession — Hugo Black

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians. — Steve Forbes

Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay — Milton Friedman

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong. — Mark Twain

The wound healed and the pain receded from me just as memories do, like landmarks on a distant, foggy shore. — Gregory David Roberts

I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes — Mick Jagger

The strength of a man is in his character. A strong man is great man of wisdom who understands, his top priority is to his family. — Ellen J. Barrier

Your personal testimony, however meaningful it is to you, is not the gospel. — R.C. Sproul

The truth of a myth, your Honor, is not its words but its patterns. — David Mitchell

The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes. — William Feather

Taxes are paid in the sweat of every man who labors. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

The curse of men can't make me defiled.
I defile myself if I curse men by intention. — Toba Beta

Those who have the power and should be the most responsible are often the least responsible. — Viggo Mortensen

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. — Joe E. Lewis

I begin by not photographing. — Jeff Wall

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. — Will Rogers

A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it. — Ann Landers

You cannot go beyond a certain limit in your expenditure if you want to bring back money from your local market, which is very small after Pakistan. — Satyajit Ray

There's no such thing as a good tax. — Winston Churchill

Personal branding is about figuring who you are and what turns you on and then monetising it — Kelly Cutrone

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks. — Bauvard

In Italy, you sometimes get the impression they'd be happier to lose the Ppe than lose their right to drive like maniacs. — Jeremy Clarkson

Imitating paper isn't the goal; the goal is surpassing paper. — Mark Bernstein

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn