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Funny Taurus Quotes By Amanda Stevens: Life's too short to live in the past,

Life's too short to live in the past, Amelia. Let him have his ghosts. * — Amanda Stevens

Funny Taurus Quotes By Christopher Titus: How do we help the church get their

How do we help the church get their respect back? I have a plan: pedophile crucifixions. — Christopher Titus

Funny Taurus Quotes By Christina Aguilera: I feel like I've been locked up tight

I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century, waiting for someone to release me. — Christina Aguilera

Funny Taurus Quotes By Montgomery Clift: Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet

Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs! — Montgomery Clift

Funny Taurus Quotes By Noel DeJesus: Thoughts are free, talk is cheap, and action

Thoughts are free, talk is cheap, and action is expensive. What's your worth? — Noel DeJesus

Funny Taurus Quotes By Kourtney Kardashian: My mom and I had a kids' clothing

My mom and I had a kids' clothing store called Smooch for six years, and I did all the buying before I even had kids. — Kourtney Kardashian

Funny Taurus Quotes By Billy Graham: Money takes our minds off God.

Money takes our minds off God. — Billy Graham

Funny Taurus Quotes By Chris Johnson: Don't congratulate yourself for baseline integrity.

Don't congratulate yourself for baseline integrity. — Chris Johnson

Funny Taurus Quotes By Alanis Morissette: My three addictions of choice are food, love

My three addictions of choice are food, love and work. — Alanis Morissette

Funny Taurus Quotes By Milan Kundera: Here he was, doing things he didn't care

Here he was, doing things he didn't care a damn about, and enjoying it. — Milan Kundera

Funny Taurus Quotes By Claudia Bakker: What selfish soulwould ask anotherto livethis way.

What selfish soul
would ask another
to live
this way. — Claudia Bakker