Funny Tan Quotes: top 14 famous quotes about Funny Tan

Funny Tan Quotes & Sayings

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I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are. — Natasha Leggero

I'm not that professional. — Andy Richter

Where the lion's skin will not reach, you must patch it out with the fox's. — Plutarch

Everything that we know now will be changed in 10 years time. — Dallas Campbell

Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I love going to tag sales, to auctions. — Lara Spencer

And she saw herself cooking, baking, canning and working a little in the orchard. — Robyn Carr

I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead." — Mitch Hedberg

I never took drugs, because I am drugs — Salvador Dali

Somehow pictures always lead to people as masses. Books belong to individuals. — Don DeLillo

Understanding and connection can transcend conflict. — Marshall B. Rosenberg