Funny T Bag Quotes
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Funny T Bag Quotes & Sayings
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What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
— Dave Chappelle
Bruised, beaten, shaken, weakened, tossed, thrown, lost, alone, heard, helped, healed, hope... it still works.
— N'Zuri Za Austin
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
— Paula Poundstone
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
— Frankie Boyle
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?
— Madi Brown
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
— Rodney Dangerfield
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
— Rick Riordan
I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.
— Travis J. Dahnke
When an architect is asked what his best building is, he usually answers, "The next one."
— Emilio Ambasz
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
— Les Dawson
Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag!
— Rick Riordan
Faith's not about finding the right bush. It's about taking off your shoes.
— Rachel Held Evans
I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me.
— Karen Chance
A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.
— Mitch Hedberg
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man, I juggle."
— Mitch Hedberg
