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Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Kurt Braunohler: New York is a place that can grind

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down - he gets polished. — Kurt Braunohler

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Frank Langella: I had to face within myself all the

I had to face within myself all the things I didn't do and wasn't while I was wearing my own crown. — Frank Langella

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Steven Wright: If you melt dry ice in a pool

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet? — Steven Wright

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Rachel Grady: Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you

Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person, too. — Rachel Grady

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Mehmet Oz: Medicine grounds me, it centers me, that's why

Medicine grounds me, it centers me, that's why I continue to do it. — Mehmet Oz

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Woody Allen: I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Amy Tan: I had discarded pride, that useless burden of

I had discarded pride, that useless burden of self-importance I had carried around like my portable vanity with its broken mirror. — Amy Tan

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Debasish Mridha: The secret of happiness is unconditional acceptance.

The secret of happiness is unconditional acceptance. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Emmanuel Aghado: If you love three people at the same

If you love three people at the same time, choose the first one, because if there was a 4th or 5th one, you might still fall for them. — Emmanuel Aghado

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Arthur Miller: The brain heals the past like an injury

The brain heals the past like an injury ... — Arthur Miller

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Scarlett Avery: Just when you think things can't get any

Just when you think things can't get any naughtier... they do! — Scarlett Avery

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Anthony Liccione: When a fat person goes in the water

When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping? — Anthony Liccione

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Deacon Jones: When I was a teenager, I was so

When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma. — Deacon Jones

Funny Swimming Pool Quotes By Joseph Addison: Temperance gives nature her full play, and enables

Temperance gives nature her full play, and enables her to exert herself in all her force and vigor. — Joseph Addison