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The focus of our family life was homework and what was for dinner; getting to ballet rehearsal and getting my brother to soccer. — Lily Rabe

He did not wear his scarlet coat, For blood and wine are red, And blood and wine were on his hands When they found him with the dead — Oscar Wilde

What the most of the people conceive as romantic love, is just the desire and appetite sourced from their genitals. — M. T. Panchal

But whoever heard of enchanted bacon anyway? — Diana Wynne Jones

MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM ... Because she's the BOMB! — Tanya Masse

I watch 'Sons of Anarchy' and 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Walking Dead' and think, 'I want to create that kind of television!' — Michael Easton

I used to be able to do the Chinese splits, where you open your legs sideways. — Kylie Minogue

The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client. — Joseph Hansen

I've been re-created by a designer who loves to recycle. My — Danielle Strickland

You won't shoot nine under unless you birdie the first two or three holes. You just start firing at everything. — Stephen Ames

I would expect an extremely high percentage of the chickens would test positive. Our poultry industry clients wouldn't like that. — Bryan Shelton

For myself, I can't understand a life without a job. I don't know what I would do without employment. Retirement is out of the question for me. — Henry Rollins

Never forget that what becomes timeless was once truly new. — Nicolas Ghesquiere

The Internet is just one big gossip chamber - that's why it's so fascinating and entertaining. It's a fabulous platform for superficial communication. — Sufjan Stevens

You will only find the happiness you seek when you drop your negative attitude towards life, embrace life and be happy. — Leon Brown