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Funny Swear Quotes By Ellie Kemper: One nice thing that I have discovered about

One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress. — Ellie Kemper

Funny Swear Quotes By Joe Couch: slanderous diarrhea of the mouth.

slanderous diarrhea of the mouth. — Joe Couch

Funny Swear Quotes By Diana Wynne Jones: Funny the way it was never enough to

Funny the way it was never enough to swear and promise just the once. You seemed to have to rethink and repromise every time the subject came up. — Diana Wynne Jones

Funny Swear Quotes By Chris Tilling: I did not love, yes, I hated the

I did not love, yes, I hated the righteous God who punishes sinners. — Chris Tilling

Funny Swear Quotes By Ann Everett: I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be

I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit — Ann Everett

Funny Swear Quotes By Me: Evil prevails when the Good do nothing.

Evil prevails when the Good do nothing. — Me

Funny Swear Quotes By Alexis Denisof: I think most people in the developed world

I think most people in the developed world would admit to carrying some sort of handheld device, whether it's a laptop or a cell phone, at all times. — Alexis Denisof

Funny Swear Quotes By Pawan Mishra: I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra

Funny Swear Quotes By Shannon K. Butcher: Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if

Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight. — Shannon K. Butcher

Funny Swear Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Life is an endless journey. I travel just

Life is an endless journey. I travel just to unfold the beauty of my life. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Swear Quotes By Nellie Bly: I was too impatient to work at the

I was too impatient to work at the usual duties assigned women on newspapers. — Nellie Bly

Funny Swear Quotes By Eric Ludy: For a life to be fully yielded, it

For a life to be fully yielded, it must wrestle the impossible and win. — Eric Ludy