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One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.
— Ellie Kemper
slanderous diarrhea of the mouth.
— Joe Couch
Funny the way it was never enough to swear and promise just the once. You seemed to have to rethink and repromise every time the subject came up.
— Diana Wynne Jones
I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit
— Ann Everett
I think most people in the developed world would admit to carrying some sort of handheld device, whether it's a laptop or a cell phone, at all times.
— Alexis Denisof
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
— Pawan Mishra
Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight.
— Shannon K. Butcher