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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames. — Rick Riordan

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself. — Will Christopher Baer

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan. — Arnold Bennett

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers. — Rudyard Kipling

We live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police. — Claude Chabrol

What I need most of all is color, always, always. — Claude Monet

Who ever heard of a king without ears? Why, his crown would fall straight down to his neck! — George R R Martin

I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more. — Judd Nelson

I like some of the early silent films because I love to watch how actors had to play then. What would interest me today is to do a silent film. — Catherine Deneuve

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield

Spirituality means seeking experience. Not just belief. — Goswami Kriyananda

Thirteen years ago, I found myself professionally in the same "dark wood" described by Dante in the introduction to The Inferno. For the — Bloomberg Press

We need laws that protect everyone - men and women, straights and gays, regardless of sexual perversion ... ah, persuasion. — Bella Abzug

My boyfriend suggested I write two pages a day. He wouldn't take me out if I hadn't done my two pages. That's how I wrote my second novel. — S.E. Hinton

Was it not through pride that the devil became the devil? Christ wanted to serve. The devil wanted to rule. — Ezra Taft Benson

No man has ever truly mastered the way to a woman's heart." Garin's voice was kinder this time. "And anyone who thinks he has doesn't deserve her. — Brittany Fichter

In jazz, there is a lot of European influence harmonically. — Dexter Gordon

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start ... — Steven Wright

Well, I suggest you sleep on it," said Aunt Zelda sensibly. "Things always look better in the morning. — Angie Sage

Who can find a virtuous woman?
For her price is far above rubies. — Anonymous

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. — Thomas Bernhard

Never compete, create. — Earl Nightingale