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Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping. — Christy Leigh Stewart

The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters. — Bebe Neuwirth

We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff. — M. Beth Bloom

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again. — Bill Austin

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. — Arthur Smith

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite. — Dylan Moran

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada. — Samantha Bee

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. — David Cross

There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. — Lola J. May

It's funny: I like being surprised as a reader, so it's difficult for me to spoil my own stuff. — Marc Guggenheim

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers

I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."
At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare

I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff. — Tom Neff

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff. — Matt Groening

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. — Tucker Max

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius — Josh Stern

Writing is very difficult. You have 120 pages of blank paper and it's like, "Go fill that up with some funny stuff," and that's challenging. — Bobby Farrelly

My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting. — Suzanne Collins

Religion is funny stuff, and it has unpredictable effects on those who use it. — Richard K. Morgan

I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly. — Melody J. Bremen

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. — Linda Kozlowski

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together. — Russell Simmons

Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great. — Mitch Hedberg

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. — Joe Rogan

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff. — Prince Philip

I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. — Maisie Williams

I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. — Morgan Freeman

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff. — Mitch Hedberg

If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff. — Theresa Paolo

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo. — Noel Fielding

There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious. — Margaret Geller

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. — Demetri Martin

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry

It's funny to see the finished product of a movie, stuff that's so beautiful, and to remember the particulars. — Amy Ryan

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? — George Carlin

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. — Frankie Boyle

A funny yet interesting read, Will Self knowa his stuff and must do a lot of deep research. — Will Self

One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real. — Rebecca McNutt

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff. — Melissa McCarthy

When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that. — Cedric The Entertainer

No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. — Karen Chance

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel. — Sarah Silverman

I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever. — Billy Magnussen

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there. — Alyxandra Harvey

Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial. — Katie Alender

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop? — Woody Allen

You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff. — Pell James

Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later. — Heather Day Gilbert

I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny. — Sondra Radvanovsky

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that. — Karl Pilkington

I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned. — Michael Bay

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. — Wendy Liebman