Funny Stuff Quotes
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Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.
— Christy Leigh Stewart
The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters.
— Bebe Neuwirth
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again.
— Bill Austin
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite.
— Dylan Moran
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
— Samantha Bee
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
— David Cross
There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly.
— Lola J. May
It's funny: I like being surprised as a reader, so it's difficult for me to spoil my own stuff.
— Marc Guggenheim
I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
— Matt Groening
There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius
— Josh Stern
Writing is very difficult. You have 120 pages of blank paper and it's like, "Go fill that up with some funny stuff," and that's challenging.
— Bobby Farrelly
My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting.
— Suzanne Collins
Religion is funny stuff, and it has unpredictable effects on those who use it.
— Richard K. Morgan
I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly.
— Melody J. Bremen
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.
— Linda Kozlowski
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.
— Russell Simmons
Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.
— Mitch Hedberg
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
— James Stewart
I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.
— Prince Philip
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.
— Maisie Williams
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.
— Morgan Freeman
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff.
— Theresa Paolo
There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious.
— Margaret Geller
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.
— Dave Barry
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
— George Carlin
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.
— Frankie Boyle
A funny yet interesting read, Will Self knowa his stuff and must do a lot of deep research.
— Will Self
One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real.
— Rebecca McNutt
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.
— Cedric The Entertainer
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever.
— Billy Magnussen
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.
— Alyxandra Harvey
Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial.
— Katie Alender
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
— Woody Allen
You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff.
— Pell James
Obviously she's the kind of woman who gives people the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to assume bad stuff first; correct it later.
— Heather Day Gilbert
I don't like happy stuff. I'm not funny.
— Sondra Radvanovsky
What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
— Karl Pilkington
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
— Wendy Liebman