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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.
— Michael Caine
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
— John Kricfalusi
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
— Jeff Kinney
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.
— Kevin James Breaux
You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.
— John Green
As a child, I'd always liked cowboys and Indians stories where there were two layers - gruesome in the foreground but funny in the background.
— Anthony Browne
There can be funny moments during sad stories
— Ammon Shea
Nothing is ever finished. It's a funny thing. I actually think that's really the more natural way of stories or songs.
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul.
— Sabrina Fedel
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination.
— Stephen Helmes
Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.
— Don Roff
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
— Bill Engvall
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
— Jane Dentinger
The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)
— Elaine Kagan
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.
— Whoopi Goldberg
I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off.
— Mark Billingham
Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two.
— Danielle Lee Zwissler
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
— David Spade
I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.
— Beverly Cleary
