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She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart. — Celia Rivenbark

Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. — Libba Bray

Funny how when we start to tell a secret, we can't stop. Something falls open in us, and the sheer momentum of letting go pushes us on. — Victoria Schwab

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny. — Bob Newhart

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers. — Evan Esar

717! You are behaving like a demented bluebottle - stop that! — Laline Paull

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor

I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny.
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money. — Rakim

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. — Will Rogers

Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?
"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. — Dashiell Hammett

He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. — Kate Avery Ellison

I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge — Kevin Hart

Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind. — Seanan McGuire

Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot! — Rodney Dangerfield

She smirks."Are you attempting to stop me, little one?"
"Excuse me? Did you just call me 'little one'? What are you? Like, four feet tall?" I ask. — Carrie Jones

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! — Regina Griffin

'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.' — Tommy Cooper

He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn't. — Tara Janzen

Funny, how quickly someone can stop calling you a miscreant and a rogue when they want your help, — Brandon Sanderson

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards." — Dave Barry

If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. — Jimmy Reed

Cole, for Christ's sake, will you stop staring at me like I'm beefcake of the month? — Simon Holt

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? — Steven Wright

Schumacher has made his final stop three times. — Murray Walker

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that," Garrett said gruffly. "You'll have me convinced I'm going to die."
"You're not? — Maya Banks

Stop calling me a Nazi." "Why should I?" Miles's hand came down on the desk. "Because the systematic slaughter of millions of people isn't funny! — Francesca Zappia

You can't stop the gears of capitalism. But you can always be a pain in the ass. — Jarett Kobek

Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash. — Kenny Everett

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me ... — Bo Burnham

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place. — Jimmy Durante

It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway. — Lena Dunham

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!" — Henny Youngman

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment. — Marc Maron

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara

I know I have to stop. We all have to stop. Funny how knowing something's a bad idea doesn't make a difference. — Sara Ryan

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it. — James Dashner

Quill pinched the bridge of his nose, wishing Ivy would stop using the word "nude. — Manda Collins

Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die.
Kate to Will — Elizabeth Scott

Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop. — Susan Beth Pfeffer

Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now. — Linda Howard

Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! — Rick Riordan

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster! — Russell Howard

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car. — Derek Landy

Don't worry about Sian," Louisa said, "things will get better."
"What, she'll stop hitting me?"
"No, but you'll stop bruising so easily. — Dylan Perry

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. — Maureen Johnson

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. — John Green

Ish #303 It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating. — Regina Griffin

I didn't know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her. — Rachel Vincent

A red eight-sided sign always means:
A) Stop.
B) Go.
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead! — Cuthbert Soup

I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish. — Jerome K. Jerome

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield

He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me. — Veronica Blade

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny. — Jim Dine

You laugh when I haven't been funny and you answer right off. You never stop to think what
I've asked you. — Ray Bradbury

Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky."
"Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there. — Alyxandra Harvey

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything. — Jerry Coleman

stop making plans, cause i know life has a a funny ways of ruining it all — Rina Suryakusuma

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

Stop giggling and squirming and take it like a man.
Sam to Jory during sex — Mary Calmes

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny. — Mila Kunis

Parker, what are you doing?" "Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish. — Penny Reid

Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.'
'You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic. — Sarah Dessen

Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them. — Seth Godin

The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout

Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised? — Stephenie Meyer