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She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.
— Celia Rivenbark
Funny how when we start to tell a secret, we can't stop. Something falls open in us, and the sheer momentum of letting go pushes us on.
— Victoria Schwab
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
— Evan Esar
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
— Kayti McGee
Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. — Dashiell Hammett
He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat.
— Kate Avery Ellison
I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge
— Kevin Hart
Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.
— Seanan McGuire
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
— Rodney Dangerfield
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
— Tommy Cooper
Funny, how quickly someone can stop calling you a miscreant and a rogue when they want your help,
— Brandon Sanderson
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
— Jimmy Reed
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
— Steven Wright
Schumacher has made his final stop three times.
— Murray Walker
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
— Zach Galifianakis
Stop calling me a Nazi." "Why should I?" Miles's hand came down on the desk. "Because the systematic slaughter of millions of people isn't funny!
— Francesca Zappia
Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash.
— Kenny Everett
To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.
— Jimmy Durante
It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.
— Lena Dunham
Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"
— Henny Youngman
Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.
— James Dashner
Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die.Kate to Will — Elizabeth Scott
Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop.
— Susan Beth Pfeffer
Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now.
— Linda Howard
Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!
— Rick Riordan
From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!
— Russell Howard
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.
— Derek Landy
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
— Maureen Johnson
The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.
— John Green
I didn't know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her.
— Rachel Vincent
I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish.
— Jerome K. Jerome
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
— Rodney Dangerfield
He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.
— Veronica Blade
I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
— Jim Dine
You laugh when I haven't been funny and you answer right off. You never stop to think whatI've asked you. — Ray Bradbury
Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky.""Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri
Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.
— Alyxandra Harvey
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
— Jerry Coleman
stop making plans, cause i know life has a a funny ways of ruining it all
— Rina Suryakusuma
If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.
— Shia Labeouf
Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.
— Seth Godin
