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Funny Status Update Quotes By Habeeb Akande: I may not be where I want to

I may not be where I want to be but I'm thankful for not being where I used to be. — Habeeb Akande

Funny Status Update Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: I pray. I pray that my sins have

I pray. I pray that my sins have not caught up with me the way I'd always feared they would. — Khaled Hosseini

Funny Status Update Quotes By Paul Theroux: It's not fashionable but I like to spit

It's not fashionable but I like to spit out of the window of a moving train. — Paul Theroux

Funny Status Update Quotes By Tori Amos: I gave up trying to please others and

I gave up trying to please others and started playing for myself, and because I love music, things naturally happened then. Funny how that works. — Tori Amos

Funny Status Update Quotes By Gertrude Chandler Warner: There's another surprise!" Sam said. "I've seen your

There's another surprise!" Sam said. "I've seen your Mystery Man! — Gertrude Chandler Warner

Funny Status Update Quotes By Nicolas Cage: I'm not really gadget oriented. I'm not into

I'm not really gadget oriented. I'm not into technology or computers. I'm not good at interfacing with that sort of gear. — Nicolas Cage

Funny Status Update Quotes By Robert J. Braathe: If you can't give people a piece of

If you can't give people a piece of your mind, they probably don't deserve the whole of your heart. — Robert J. Braathe

Funny Status Update Quotes By Loren Eiseley: I am older now, and sleep less, and

I am older now, and sleep less, and have seen most of what there is to see and am not very much impressed any more, I suppose, by anything. — Loren Eiseley

Funny Status Update Quotes By Hector Elizondo: I work with Garry no matter what. What

I work with Garry no matter what. What I wanted to keep going was the streak. — Hector Elizondo