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Funny Status Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: The laws of nature have continually all my

The laws of nature have continually all my life offended me more than anything. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Funny Status Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: I'm not a facebook status you don't have

I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. — Wiz Khalifa

Funny Status Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz

Funny Status Quotes By Alex Turner: You can't worry what people think.

You can't worry what people think. — Alex Turner

Funny Status Quotes By Thaddeus Of Vitovnica: The Lord does not require us to wear

The Lord does not require us to wear a [cassock] - He wants us to be good and kind. — Thaddeus Of Vitovnica

Funny Status Quotes By Edith Wharton: The only way not to think about money

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it. — Edith Wharton

Funny Status Quotes By Christopher Dines: Everything in the world that we perceive is

Everything in the world that we perceive is an expression of the mind. — Christopher Dines

Funny Status Quotes By Shahla Khan: Face Book keeps asking me to complete my

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

Funny Status Quotes By Rick Riordan: Ever hold your hand over a torch (sorry,

Ever hold your hand over a torch (sorry, a flashlight for you Americans). — Rick Riordan

Funny Status Quotes By Elena Ferrante: She was like that, she threw things off

She was like that, she threw things off balance just to see if she could put them back in some other way. — Elena Ferrante

Funny Status Quotes By Lykke Li: You can't stay in the desert, you go

You can't stay in the desert, you go nuts after 24 hours. — Lykke Li

Funny Status Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. — Ambrose Bierce

Funny Status Quotes By Kevin Hearne: Leif stared at me, utterly still, the way

Leif stared at me, utterly still, the way only vampires and pet rocks can manage. — Kevin Hearne

Funny Status Quotes By Seth Grahame-Smith: Don't be alarmed, Mr. Sturges. Some of my

Don't be alarmed, Mr. Sturges. Some of my closest friends are dead. — Seth Grahame-Smith

Funny Status Quotes By Julia Child: Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef

Forget the cheap white wine: go to beef and gin! — Julia Child

Funny Status Quotes By Isabel Allende: He almost caused a riot among the ladies;

He almost caused a riot among the ladies; he filled all the empty space, as if someone had let a tiger loose in this world of female longing. Even — Isabel Allende

Funny Status Quotes By Stacia Kane: Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even

Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts — Stacia Kane

Funny Status Quotes By John Piper: One way to appreciate C.S. Lewis is to

One way to appreciate C.S. Lewis is to see how his Christian humility shaped his life and work. — John Piper