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The speed of time is one second per second.
— Steven Wright
For my second and third pictures, I won Academy Awards. Nothing worse could have happened to me.
— Luise Rainer
You Are Your Own Michelangello Always.
— Behnam Rajabpoor
He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.
— Andrea Speed
I do believe in art and commerce coming together.
— Steve Lillywhite
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message.
— Holly Smale
Religion is not a nice thing. It is potentially a very dangerous thing because it involves a heady complex of emotions, desires, yearnings and fears.
— Karen Armstrong
It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.""I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
I had a family. They can be a nuisance in identity but there is no doubt no shadow of doubt that that identity the family identity we can do without.
— Gertrude Stein
Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?
— Andrea Speed
King Abdullah has died. A divisive figure in the Middle East. The sad irony is that the USA preached democracy in the face of absolute rule.
— Immortal Technique
He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.
— Andrea Speed
I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand.
— Andrea Speed
It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time.
— N.R. Walker
However little television you watch, watch less.
— David McCullough