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The speed of time is one second per second. — Steven Wright

For my second and third pictures, I won Academy Awards. Nothing worse could have happened to me. — Luise Rainer

You Are Your Own Michelangello Always. — Behnam Rajabpoor

He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease. — Andrea Speed

I do believe in art and commerce coming together. — Steve Lillywhite

Your forties is not the time to be thinking about getting pregnant. — Marcia Cross

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message. — Holly Smale

Religion is not a nice thing. It is potentially a very dangerous thing because it involves a heady complex of emotions, desires, yearnings and fears. — Karen Armstrong

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? — Steven Wright

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.' — Steven Wright

I had a family. They can be a nuisance in identity but there is no doubt no shadow of doubt that that identity the family identity we can do without. — Gertrude Stein

If you get a colonoscopy, you should really insist they give you no drugs - then you do get to see what it's like to swim through your own intestines. — Mary Roach

Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like? — Andrea Speed

King Abdullah has died. A divisive figure in the Middle East. The sad irony is that the USA preached democracy in the face of absolute rule. — Immortal Technique

He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease. — Andrea Speed

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? — Steven Wright

Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers. — Bauvard

I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand. — Andrea Speed

It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time. — N.R. Walker

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

However little television you watch, watch less. — David McCullough