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Funny Southern Quotes By Michael Grant: The world had it all backward: it wasn't

The world had it all backward: it wasn't sex that was dangerous, it was love. She'd lost people she loved. It was love that brought unendurable pain. — Michael Grant

Funny Southern Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: El Salvador has the scenery of northern California

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians. — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Southern Quotes By Kevin Smith: One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity. — Kevin Smith

Funny Southern Quotes By Phillip C. McGraw: I didn't just come in on a load

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

Funny Southern Quotes By Max Lucado: Compassion in evangelical churches is out of balance.

Compassion in evangelical churches is out of balance. When I talk about it, I get a lot of glazed expressions. — Max Lucado

Funny Southern Quotes By Jonathan Harvey: I'm not posh! I'm just southern

I'm not posh! I'm just southern — Jonathan Harvey

Funny Southern Quotes By Henry Cho: I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny. — Henry Cho

Funny Southern Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: There is always safety in valor.

There is always safety in valor. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Southern Quotes By Maria Shriver: I don't believe in gutter politics. I don't

I don't believe in gutter politics. I don't believe in gutter journalism. — Maria Shriver

Funny Southern Quotes By Flynn Meaney: Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the

Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood. — Flynn Meaney

Funny Southern Quotes By Joel Osteen: Every day is a gift from God. There's

Every day is a gift from God. There's no guarantee of tomorrow, so that tells me to see the good in this day to make the most of it. — Joel Osteen

Funny Southern Quotes By Steve Almond: It is in these moments of tender and

It is in these moments of tender and ridiculous nostalgia that I know something inside me is still broken. — Steve Almond

Funny Southern Quotes By Mother Teresa: She knows how to suffer and at the

She knows how to suffer and at the same time how to laugh. — Mother Teresa