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Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Bill Bailey: I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Andy Weir: Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb. — Andy Weir

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Christine Pelosi: Once you run and once you win with

Once you run and once you win with an unabashed progressive feminist standard, then it becomes easier for everybody else who's running, — Christine Pelosi

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: You say very funny things. I am sorry

You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: I'm sorry, I just did a shot

I'm sorry, I just did a shot — Jennifer Lawrence

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Darren Aronofsky: I hope that Requiem is better than Pi.

I hope that Requiem is better than Pi. I hope that Pi is better than my student films, and I'm hoping that I'm getting better as I get older. — Darren Aronofsky

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Louis C.K.: Sorry - Americans only buy things that come

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C.K.

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Nenia Campbell: I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Kyousuke Motomi: Haha, I can't hit you. If I did,

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Adam Rex: Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By S.L. Walker: Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!" I laughed and

Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!" I laughed and finally he smirked, "Sorry just that's funny as shit. — S.L. Walker

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Tom Kelley: Constraints can spur creativity and incite action, as

Constraints can spur creativity and incite action, as long as you have the confidence to embrace them. — Tom Kelley

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By S.I. Hayakawa: You guys are both saying the same thing.

You guys are both saying the same thing. The only reason you're arguing is because you're using different words. — S.I. Hayakawa

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Haemin Sunim: If you have led an honorable and honest

If you have led an honorable and honest life, there is no need to be afraid of speaking the truth. The — Haemin Sunim

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Diogenes Laertius: Time is the image of eternity.

Time is the image of eternity. — Diogenes Laertius

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Junko: I'm sorry. The Truth is....I'm an Otaku.- Serinuma

I'm sorry. The Truth is....

I'm an Otaku.

- Serinuma Kae — Junko

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Kenya Wright: I already apologized for that.""No, you didn't.""Then I'm

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife is so fat that when she

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Mitch Albom: Things grow quickly are often more easily destroyed

Things grow quickly are often more easily destroyed than those which take a long time. — Mitch Albom

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I have to stop crying when I watch

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Billy Corgan: Most great records really start with the drums.

Most great records really start with the drums. — Billy Corgan

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Skye Warren: I can't give in. Giving in means living

I can't give in. Giving in means living in the Labyrinth, losing, dying here. It means letting go of the string that's my only way out. — Skye Warren

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Christopher Moore: Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped.

Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped. — Christopher Moore

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: When plan A and plan B are the

When plan A and plan B are the same, plan C becomes irrelevant. — Benny Bellamacina

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Leonardo DiCaprio: Playing Arnie was fun because everything I did

Playing Arnie was fun because everything I did was spontaneous. — Leonardo DiCaprio

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Richard Brinsley Sheridan: Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Woodrow Wilson: I am sorry for those that disagree with

I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. — Woodrow Wilson

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Will Smith: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By David Vann: If you look at something in the distance

If you look at something in the distance long enough, you eventually have to go there. — David Vann

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By William Strunk Jr.: This book aims to give in brief space

This book aims to give in brief space the principal requirements of plain English style. — William Strunk Jr.

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Simone Elkeles: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. — Simone Elkeles

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By John Krasinski: It's tough to live in New York and

It's tough to live in New York and be in the business. — John Krasinski

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Damon Suede: [ ... ]Are both of you ... ?""Manscaped?"

[ ... ]Are both of you ... ?"
"Manscaped?" Dante smiled. "I'm fucking Italian; I been mowing my lawn since I was thirteen. — Damon Suede

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Now I really feel sorry for her. Your

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

Funny Sorry Not Sorry Quotes By Norman Wisdom: I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom