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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine
— Jamie Delano
You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard.
— Matthew Quick
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you.
— Joel Edgerton
It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them.
— Robert McCammon
These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges
I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.
— Matthew Lillard
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
— Guy Davenport
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing.
— Elle King
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."
— Craig Ferguson
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
— George Jean Nathan
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.
— Kevin James Breaux
Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to .. the GCMG ('God Calls Me God').
— Anthony Sampson
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser
Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!
— Billy Gardell
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention.
— Cassandra Clare
Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that.""I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine
Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting while you're texting me.
— Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy.
— Shelley K. Wall
You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.
— Ruud Gullit
People are just funny sometimes if you find the right character.
— Natalie Portman
She's around here somewhere. Check your pockets. She could be there. Sometimes she falls into these cracks between the floorboards.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
— L. H. Cosway
I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett
Sometimes it was funny - the passion he put into each new phase.
— Jonathan Kellerman
I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange.
— Saffron Burrows
(Regarding Titanic) Sometimes Zalmai would saunter in and watch this game. What did he get to be, he asked. "You can be the iceberg," said Aziza.
— Khaled Hosseini
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
— Mike Tyson
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
Sometimes you're about as funny as a busted condom.
— Mark Coggins
But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want.
— Chris Bohjalian
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
— Angelina Jolie
Regarding creating a new work ... Sometimes you have to beat it like a red-headed step-child.
— John P. Sousa
Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.
— Sophie Kinsella
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
— Hippocrates
Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.
— Ted Alexandro
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
— Angelina Jolie
The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.
— Gaspar Noe
I'm usually not the straight guy. I'm sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation.
— John Kapelos
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it.
— Richelle Mead
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
— Vanessa Bayer
I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.
— Rachel Zucker
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
— William J. Clinton
The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities.
— Jonathan Friesen
This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream.
— Raneem Kayyali
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
— Darynda Jones
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
— Gary Hopkins
Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes ...
— L.J.Smith
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
— Janet Evanovich
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan
Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer.
— Michael Houbrick
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
It's funny how things work out sometimes.
— Anthony Horowitz
I've had very bleak experiences in hospitals, but they were also sometimes very funny.
— Peter Capaldi
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.
— Jack Whitehall
Chemistry is a funny thing, miss. Sometimes those who are experiencing it aren't always aware they are.
— Dakota Cassidy
The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive.
— Michelle Visage
Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
— Jake Gyllenhaal
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.
— Kevin Costner
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
— Rebecca McNutt
Sometimes it wasn't easy to be polite to someone who locked you in a mudpit
— Samantha Boyette
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
— David Hyde Pierce
I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.
— E.R. Frank
It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.
— E.B. White
Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport.
— Henry David Thoreau
Sometimes funny is all you've got.
— Amy Harmon
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
— Robert Pattinson
Funny thing about belonging to two worlds: Sometimes you feel like you belong in zero.
— Emily Henry
It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did.
— Kate Atkinson
