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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine — Jamie Delano

You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally. — Simone Elkeles

Sometimes tragic and awful can be funny, too. Sometimes it has to be. — Mia Sheridan

It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. — Joel Edgerton

It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them. — Robert McCammon

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. — Amit Kalantri

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. — Julia Child

Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there. — Joel Hodgson

These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny. — Matthew Lillard

The apprentice's name was Wolf, because sometimes the universe is an unsubtle place. — Anne Ursu

Writing is all about tents: sometimes you're competent, sometimes you're eloquetent. — Kevin Focke

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. — Guy Davenport

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. — Sarah Jessica Parker

Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing. — Elle King

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden." — Craig Ferguson

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. — George Jean Nathan

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Kevin James Breaux

Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to .. the GCMG ('God Calls Me God'). — Anthony Sampson

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. — Lois Greiman

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. — Nalini Singh

My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet. — Liv Tyler

Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow? — Devon Aoki

Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY! — Billy Gardell

sometimes i play fruit ninja for 2 hours and the i have diaria — Roslyn Grant

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! — Bill Watterson

You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention. — Cassandra Clare

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting while you're texting me. — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy. — Shelley K. Wall

You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd. — Ruud Gullit

People are just funny sometimes if you find the right character. — Natalie Portman

I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself. — Mitch Hedberg

I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. — Gene Wilder

Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on. — Eminem

She's around here somewhere. Check your pockets. She could be there. Sometimes she falls into these cracks between the floorboards. — Maggie Stiefvater

Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee. — Mitch Hedberg

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two ... — Dashiell Hammett

Sometimes it was funny - the passion he put into each new phase. — Jonathan Kellerman

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange. — Saffron Burrows

(Regarding Titanic) Sometimes Zalmai would saunter in and watch this game. What did he get to be, he asked. "You can be the iceberg," said Aziza. — Khaled Hosseini

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. — Kurt Vonnegut

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show. — Mike Tyson

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone. — John C. Maxwell

Sometimes you're about as funny as a busted condom. — Mark Coggins

But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want. — Chris Bohjalian

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. — Angelina Jolie

Regarding creating a new work ... Sometimes you have to beat it like a red-headed step-child. — John P. Sousa

I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love. — Jenny Slate

Sometimes I wish I had an easy answer for why I'm depressed. — Ned Vizzini

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world. — Sophie Kinsella

To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. — Hippocrates

Not that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound. — Ted Alexandro

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. — Angelina Jolie

The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review. — Gaspar Noe

I'm usually not the straight guy. I'm sometimes more the funny guy, depending on the situation. — John Kapelos

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny. — Rachel Zucker

Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton

The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities. — Jonathan Friesen

This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. — Darynda Jones

Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat. — Gary Hopkins

Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes ... — L.J.Smith

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

Sometimes we know people who are
too wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan

Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer. — Michael Houbrick

First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. — Jenji Kohan

It's funny how things work out sometimes. — Anthony Horowitz

I've had very bleak experiences in hospitals, but they were also sometimes very funny. — Peter Capaldi

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't. — Jack Whitehall

Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly. — J. Lynn

Chemistry is a funny thing, miss. Sometimes those who are experiencing it aren't always aware they are. — Dakota Cassidy

Sometimes the smartest thing to do is to feign ignorance. — Zack W. Van

The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive. — Michelle Visage

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe. — Kevin Costner

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. — Rebecca McNutt

Sometimes it wasn't easy to be polite to someone who locked you in a mudpit — Samantha Boyette

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. — David Hyde Pierce

I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember. — E.R. Frank

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months. — E.B. White

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport. — Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes funny is all you've got. — Amy Harmon

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns. — Robert Pattinson

Funny thing about belonging to two worlds: Sometimes you feel like you belong in zero. — Emily Henry

It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did. — Kate Atkinson

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler

I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though. — Jared Polis

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger