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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. — Steven Wright

Man should not submit to the powers from outside but command them. How to do it is the problem. — Joseph Campbell

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. — Craig Bruce

Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes. — Waylon H. Lewis

How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA. — Heather Cocks

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. — Sandra Chami Kassis

What I have sought is to understand what has been said. — Ananda K. Coomaraswamy

Say what you will about organized crime, at least it's organized. — James S.A. Corey

Why are we so addicted to social media?
Because, our limbic system is craving for rewards, pleasure, acceptance and expansion through mind. — Saurabh Sharma

Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities. — Sarah Mayberry

Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash — Hazel Blackthorn

I wish I were writing this on you. — Tom Cardamone

Fit yourself for the best society, and then, never enter it. — John Ruskin

It's the wanting to know that makes us matter. — Tom Stoppard

Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao

A vegan in a Hummer has a lighter carbon footprint than a beef eater in a Prius. — Michael Pollan

You do have demons throughout the week; every coach does. — Brian McDermott

The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny. — Rachel Kushner

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

It's funny how heterosexuals have lives and the rest of us have "lifestyles." — Sonia Johnson

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. — Criss Jami

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great. — Derek Thompson

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace. — Holly Near

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. — Ryan Lilly

In the outside world, he told me, there was no real silence. — Chuck Palahniuk

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri

I should think a dead language would be rather boring, socially
speaking. — Sol Luckman

My advice to singers is always the same: 'Don't sing the song, sing the lyric.' — Mitch Leigh