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She began to curl her hair and long for balls
— Jane Austen
I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.
— Dave Barry
I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly
— Greg Chappell
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
— William Congreve
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.
— J.K. Rowling
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
— Andrew Sturm
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
— H.L. Mencken
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since.
— Lisa Kleypas
I honestly love any good chick flick, as long as it's a good movie or pretty funny. 'Love Actually' is a no-brainer.
— Matt McGorry
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
— Spike Milligan
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time
— Meg Wolitzer
I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.
— E.R. Frank
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
— Steven Wright
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.
— Gerard Way
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
— Sarah Silverman
You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.
— Buffy Andrews
Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
— Bill Bailey
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
— Mercedes McCambridge
I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid.
— Larry Dixon
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
— Milton Jones
Sydney: I've waited for him for so long.Ava: I know. Funny that he only came around once you were taken. — Brynna Gabrielson
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
— Chic Murray
It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.
— Sue Ann Jaffarian
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
— Anne Elizabeth Moore
Bless your heart, they don't mindthey're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all.
— John Connolly
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.
— Frankie Boyle
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
— Patton Oswalt
Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to.
— Sylvester Stallone
Magic is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what.
— Suzanne Palmieri
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.
— Paula Danziger
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win
— Vinnie Jones
When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
— Esther Williams
