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I'm not scared of death as much as I am of life. — Minhal Mehdi

I can handle being married for my money; it's being married for my life insurance that gives me pause ... — Jacob M. Appel

The fear of saying something stupid (which stupid people never have) has censored far more good ideas than bad ones. — Alain De Botton

Rushing had become so much of a habit that I was amazed at the amount of concentration it took to work slowly on purpose. — Thomas M. Sterner

God has given us our own unique paths to follow in life. What's interesting is no one's journey is ever the same. — Courtney Brooks

My true nature, I believe, is writing. — Richard LaGravenese

Dark chocolate, poured over velvet: that was how his voice tasted. I wanted him to follow me around and narrate the rest of my life. — R. J. Anderson

I'm not impressed by your money or what you have. — Monica Wright

When you're lonely and blacking out in strange places, you let other lonely people do what they want to you. You call it free love. — Melissa Broder

A good entrepreneur is a good teacher. — Edward D. Hess

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right? — Karl Pilkington

In a dream it's typical not to be rational. — John Forbes Nash Jr.