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Funny Slam Quotes By Josiah Stamp: A pessimist looks at his glass and says

A pessimist looks at his glass and says it is half empty; an optimist looks at it and says it is half full. — Josiah Stamp

Funny Slam Quotes By Amy Waldman: Its walls were mirrored, its tables marble, its

Its walls were mirrored, its tables marble, its espresso feral, its pastry stale. — Amy Waldman

Funny Slam Quotes By Cat Patrick: Funny how possibility can lift you. Funny how

Funny how possibility can lift you. Funny how reality can slam you down. — Cat Patrick

Funny Slam Quotes By Jon Jones: That customer service representative is crazy, if he

That customer service representative is crazy, if he think I am going to pay that bill. — Jon Jones

Funny Slam Quotes By Richard Gere: Always walk towards open doors. And if they

Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going. — Richard Gere

Funny Slam Quotes By Julia Bacha: When conflicts end non-violently, it's more likely that

When conflicts end non-violently, it's more likely that the result will be longer-lasting, democratic societies. — Julia Bacha

Funny Slam Quotes By Zlatan Ibrahimovic: I'm not someone who feels settled.

I'm not someone who feels settled. — Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Funny Slam Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Boy, you knock on the devil's door and

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Slam Quotes By Hermione Gingold: A diet is when you watch what you

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch. — Hermione Gingold

Funny Slam Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Parker's grand slam is the same as going

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Slam Quotes By Jillian Dodd: A boy who wants me so bad he

A boy who wants me so bad he can barely stand it. — Jillian Dodd

Funny Slam Quotes By Eva Longoria: Anytime there is Mexican food around, you can

Anytime there is Mexican food around, you can bet I'll be eating it, — Eva Longoria

Funny Slam Quotes By Aesop: began to caw her best, but

began to caw her best, but — Aesop

Funny Slam Quotes By Morris Hite: If you have a good selling idea, your

If you have a good selling idea, your secretary can write your ad for you. — Morris Hite