Funny Ski Quotes: top 8 famous quotes about Funny Ski

Funny Ski Quotes & Sayings

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Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit. — Rita Rudner

We have never lived in a time with the opportunity to put a computer in the pocket of 5 billion people. — Marc Andreessen

Hardship is a legitimate test of character, resilience a legitimate sign of strength and patience a legitimate mark of faith. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I'm always writing songs, and I've got a bunch that I want to record. — Paul McCartney

The wise are wise only because they love. The fool are fools only because they think they can understand love. — Paulo Coelho

Later in life, the memories I have of my mother are of constant work balanced with caring for my ailing father. — Gloria Estefan

If a poem is each time new, then it is necessarily an act of discovery, a chance taken, a chance that may lead to fulfillment or disaster. — A.R. Ammons

Go ahead, God, you fat, filthy motherfucker, lightning-bolt my ass into oblivion if you're so tough! — Jeri Smith-Ready