Funny Single Man Quotes

Funny Single Man Quotes & Sayings

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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle. — Steve Coogan

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!" — Henny Youngman