Funny Single Quotes
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Funny Single Quotes & Sayings
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
— Jerry Coleman
There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week.
— Jeff Daniels
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
It's in our own lives, every single day, whether we recognize it as funny at the moment or not.
— Sean Astin
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
— Milton Jones
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.
— Sam Yagan
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"
— Henny Youngman
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
I think we are going to have to love ourselves. Fuck.
— Liz Tuccillo
If you ask who I aspire to, well, if a single line of mine was as funny as P. G. Wodehouse can be, that would be great.
— Nick Harkaway
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.
— Steve Coogan
Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,
If you're a single male kiss a Guy
(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright
I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.
— Lorrie Moore
She's strong! And scary ... I bet she's single ... I'd put money on it..
— Masashi Kishimoto
