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Funny Simon Quotes By James Sallis: We can make up for our actions. But

We can make up for our actions. But for our inactions, what we fail to do ... — James Sallis

Funny Simon Quotes By Richelle Mead: I suck," I said, after several minutes of

I suck," I said, after several minutes of uncomfortable silence into our drive.
"Is that some kind of vampire joke?" Trey
asked. — Richelle Mead

Funny Simon Quotes By Dannika Dark: Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to

Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you'll never get your balls back. - Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

Funny Simon Quotes By Brian Katcher: Because that's the way the world works, isn't

Because that's the way the world works, isn't it? You can work hard and be miserable, or do nothing and be happy. — Brian Katcher

Funny Simon Quotes By John Simon: Diana Rigg is built like a brick mausoleum

Diana Rigg is built like a brick mausoleum with insufficient flying buttresses. — John Simon

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Dunn: This was going to be the best cup

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Funny Simon Quotes By Alice Clayton: Giggler, I think I hate you most of

Giggler, I think I hate you most of all. — Alice Clayton

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Dunn: Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse — Simon Dunn

Funny Simon Quotes By Ally Carter: And so that means ... ""We have to

And so that means ... "
"We have to rob the Henley," Simon said.
Kat sank onto a truly uncomfortable sofa. "Again. — Ally Carter

Funny Simon Quotes By George Washington: Creationists make it sound like a 'theory' is

Creationists make it sound like a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. Isaac Asimov, Russian-born American author — George Washington

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Holt: Cole, for Christ's sake, will you stop staring

Cole, for Christ's sake, will you stop staring at me like I'm beefcake of the month? — Simon Holt

Funny Simon Quotes By Neil Simon: All humor is based on hostility - that's

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny. — Neil Simon

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Rich: At the end of the day I'm writing

At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny. — Simon Rich

Funny Simon Quotes By Marcel Duchamp: All decisions in the artistic execution of the

All decisions in the artistic execution of the work rest with pure intuition and cannot be translated into a self-analysis. — Marcel Duchamp

Funny Simon Quotes By Scott Simon: I take Charb's point, but at some point

I take Charb's point, but at some point has Charlie Hebdo been trying to have it both ways because some of what they do is not funny. — Scott Simon

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Pegg: The trouble with improv is that it is

The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture. — Simon Pegg

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Holt: Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary

Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary — Simon Holt

Funny Simon Quotes By Julia Quinn: My sisters call him Slinky Simon.'Alec chuckled.'It's only

My sisters call him Slinky Simon.'
Alec chuckled.
'It's only funny if he's not your cousin.'
'It's funny because it's true. — Julia Quinn

Funny Simon Quotes By Fisher Amelie: Fascinating," I said, turning toward Ian. "You never

Fascinating," I said, turning toward Ian. "You never told me Simon went to Oxford."
"Simon went to Oxford, Sophie. — Fisher Amelie

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Holt: What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought

What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought he was an a*shole! — Simon Holt

Funny Simon Quotes By William Ruckelshaus: The best way to win an argument is

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. — William Ruckelshaus

Funny Simon Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: Riches are not an end of life, but

Riches are not an end of life, but an instrument of life. — Henry Ward Beecher

Funny Simon Quotes By Kara Swisher: I always find something interesting on Twitter that

I always find something interesting on Twitter that leads me somewhere else. — Kara Swisher

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Le Bon: Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely

Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. — Simon Le Bon

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Holt: I think you inhaled too much lead from

I think you inhaled too much lead from those scantron sheets — Simon Holt

Funny Simon Quotes By Steve Inskeep: Heritage is a matter of the stories we

Heritage is a matter of the stories we choose to tell about our past, as well as the stories we overlook. — Steve Inskeep

Funny Simon Quotes By Christina Engela: I don't think it matters so much who

I don't think it matters so much who we love - what matters is that we love. — Christina Engela

Funny Simon Quotes By Julia Quinn: Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't

Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time. — Julia Quinn

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Rex: I've been very luckily - I bought a

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. — Simon Rex

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Ewins: Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans

Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.) — Simon Ewins

Funny Simon Quotes By Neil Simon: Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent,

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all. — Neil Simon

Funny Simon Quotes By Ray Kurzweil: Nature, and the natural human condition, generates tremendous

Nature, and the natural human condition, generates tremendous suffering. We have the means to overcome that, and we should deploy it. — Ray Kurzweil

Funny Simon Quotes By Colleen Hoover: You can't drown in Fred water if the

You can't drown in Fred water if the cruise ship is full of salmon tacos." Sloan — Colleen Hoover

Funny Simon Quotes By Margaret Mead: The people of one nation alone cannot save

The people of one nation alone cannot save their own children; each holds the responsibility for the others' children. — Margaret Mead

Funny Simon Quotes By Dannika Dark: I was beginning to think that Simon just

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

Funny Simon Quotes By Dannika Dark: I never arrive unannounced without something big and

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Dunn: Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another

Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick. — Simon Dunn

Funny Simon Quotes By Simon Sinek: I find, when you're an optimist, life has

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. — Simon Sinek