Funny Sign Quotes
Collection of top 32 famous quotes about Funny Sign
Funny Sign Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Sign quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Man is born as he dies, rebuking cleanliness;
— Djuna Barnes
I'd like to direct more operas.
— Simon Callow
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
— Mark Twain
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
I'm not sure who has the greater fear, mothers or daughters, that daughters will, in fact, become their mothers.
— Brooklyn James
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
Len Colter sat in the shade under the wall of the horse barn, eating pone and sweet butter and contemplating a sin.
— Leigh Brackett
But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity.
— Chelsey Philpot
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Where there is love there is forever,
— R.K. Lilley
Duchess of Cambridge Due to Give Birth in July 5.82M
— Alain De Botton
Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.
— Danielle Wood
Never stop attaining goals.
— Sunday Adelaja
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Give me your hand," she says. "Which is your best finger?""They are all better at different things."
"Don't be obstinate. — Pierce Brown
Education aims at solving problems, but some educators are problems to be solved
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Everything that is happening to us today is only the result of all the decisions that we made yesterday.
— Sunday Adelaja
Science, like art, religion, commerce, warfare, and even sleep, is based on presuppositions.
— Gregory Bateson
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
— Tom Baker
Who was your favorite
— Uncle Amon