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He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more — Ogden Nash

Man is born as he dies, rebuking cleanliness; — Djuna Barnes

I'd like to direct more operas. — Simon Callow

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. — Mark Twain

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." — Franklyn Ajaye

I'm not sure who has the greater fear, mothers or daughters, that daughters will, in fact, become their mothers. — Brooklyn James

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there! — Rodney Dangerfield

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." — Tim Vine

Len Colter sat in the shade under the wall of the horse barn, eating pone and sweet butter and contemplating a sin. — Leigh Brackett

A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game. — Tina Fey

But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity. — Chelsey Philpot

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

All those tattoos. A woman could get any tattoo she liked, but they all said the same thing. They were a sign reading AVAILABLE FOR RENT. — Joe Hill

One of the things about being a boy, especially growing up without a father, is you really don't have that role model to teach you how to do things. — Art Alexakis

Where there is love there is forever, — R.K. Lilley

Duchess of Cambridge Due to Give Birth in July 5.82M — Alain De Botton

Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment. — Danielle Wood

Never stop attaining goals. — Sunday Adelaja

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield

Give me your hand," she says. "Which is your best finger?"
"They are all better at different things."
"Don't be obstinate. — Pierce Brown

Education aims at solving problems, but some educators are problems to be solved — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. — Steven Wright

If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. — Chris Rock

Everything that is happening to us today is only the result of all the decisions that we made yesterday. — Sunday Adelaja

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

Science, like art, religion, commerce, warfare, and even sleep, is based on presuppositions. — Gregory Bateson

A red eight-sided sign always means:
A) Stop.
B) Go.
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead! — Cuthbert Soup

While writing a novel, I don't read anything new in fiction. I am too engrossed. — Jane Gardam

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? — Tom Baker

Who was your favorite — Uncle Amon