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Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man.

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Charles F. Haanel: There is a world within - a world

There is a world within - a world of thought and feeling and power; of light and beauty, and although invisible, its forces are mighty. — Charles F. Haanel

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Rudolf Clausius: The total energy of the universe is constant;

The total energy of the universe is constant; the total entropy is continually increasing. — Rudolf Clausius

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By John Calvin: Without the Word, there is nothing left for

Without the Word, there is nothing left for us but darkness. — John Calvin

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Henny Youngman: All my wife does is shop - once

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Machado De Assis: Till now, madness has been thought a small

Till now, madness has been thought a small island in an ocean of sanity. I am beginning to suspect that it is not an island at all but a continent. — Machado De Assis

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Roberto Bolano: To sum up, as Bibiano said, quoting Parra:

To sum up, as Bibiano said, quoting Parra: that's how it goes, the glory of the world; no world, no glory, not even a miserable mortadella sandwich — Roberto Bolano

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By S.K. Logsdon: Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Tom Waits: On my gravestone, I want it to say,

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick." — Tom Waits

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By William Shakespeare: This act is an ancient tale new told;And,

This act is an ancient tale new told;
And, in the last repeating, troublesome,
Being urged at a time unseasonable. — William Shakespeare

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years:

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note! — Bob Monkhouse

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Jim Burns: Pause before you get home and prepare your

Pause before you get home and prepare your heart. A peaceful heart leads to a peaceful atmosphere. — Jim Burns

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Robert Frost: I cut my own hair. I got sick

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out. — Robert Frost

Funny Sick Humor Quotes By Shulamith Firestone: If women are differentiated only by superficial physical

If women are differentiated only by superficial physical attributes, men appear more individual and irreplaceable than they really are. — Shulamith Firestone