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I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him. — Jill Shalvis

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans — Brit Gosik

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters. — Bebe Neuwirth

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? — Billy Connolly

Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don't think it's sexy, or funny, there's no way I can change your mind. — Gene Siskel

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad. — Kimberly Elise

If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better keep his hands to himself. — Jody Wallace

Who doesn't love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time? — Malin Akerman

Being sexy is kind of funny to me. — Reba McEntire

I put the sexy in dyslexia. — Mariah Gonzales

But as an escort it's our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants. — S.K. Logsdon

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. — Mae West

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin

A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. — Jamie Farrell

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake. — Mel Smith

In third grade I thought I loved her - by sixth grade, I was sure of it — Emma Chase

No sex is better than bad sex. — Germaine Greer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. — Sharon Stone

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! — Chad Michael Murray

You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed. — Marcello Mastroianni

We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did. — Emma Chase

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not. — Christine Baranski

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't. — Olivia Munn

Oh God, I've unleashed a monster, haven't I?"
"Nope. Just a red-blooded man, darlin'. — Leah Braemel

What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet... — Lucian Bane

This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic. And I was still holding his hand.
Even more surprisingly, I still didn't want to let go. — Katherine Pine

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison

Absence makes the clitoris grow fonder. — Cassie Mae

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. — Anita Clenney

I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's — P.S. Berryman

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile. — M. Leighton

I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally."
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all. — Neil Simon

You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker. — Bianca Giovanni

A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell. — Hanna Lui

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. — Sophia Loren

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me. — Katie MacAlister

She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot. — Sarah Mayberry

He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met. — Jamie Farrell

Mew - mew. Mew." I jump back from her finger swipes. "I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia. — Pella Grace

The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy? — Frankie Boyle