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Only if you are part of a community of believers seeking to resemble, serve, and love Jesus will you ever get to know him and grow into his likeness. — Timothy Keller

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. — Jim Davis

Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags. — Mercedes Lackey

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal

I oppose amnesty, I oppose citizenship, I oppose legalization for illegal aliens. I always have and I always will. — Ted Cruz

Persuasion occurs when trust and confidence meet belief, risk tolerance, and safety. — Jeffrey Gitomer

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected. — Lynda Barry

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke

At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips. — Jim Butcher

Losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But, losing your reason for the journey is a fate more cruel. — H.G.Wells

Dissonance is a harmony. — Mathias Aires

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. — Sophie Kinsella

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!' — Elizabeth Olsen

Choose a friend as thou dost a wife, till death separate you. — William Penn

It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back. — Jennifer Echols

There are so many things we take in subconsciously and are unaware we ever saw. There is plenty of lumber like that in our minds. — Alexander McCall Smith