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Funny Send It Quotes By Timothy Keller: Only if you are part of a community

Only if you are part of a community of believers seeking to resemble, serve, and love Jesus will you ever get to know him and grow into his likeness. — Timothy Keller

Funny Send It Quotes By Groucho Marx: A child of five could understand this. Send

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx

Funny Send It Quotes By Jim Davis: Life is like a hot bath. It feels

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. — Jim Davis

Funny Send It Quotes By Mercedes Lackey: Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of

Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags. — Mercedes Lackey

Funny Send It Quotes By Kristen Schaal: If you were to send a werewolf to

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal

Funny Send It Quotes By Ted Cruz: I oppose amnesty, I oppose citizenship, I oppose

I oppose amnesty, I oppose citizenship, I oppose legalization for illegal aliens. I always have and I always will. — Ted Cruz

Funny Send It Quotes By Jeffrey Gitomer: Persuasion occurs when trust and confidence meet belief,

Persuasion occurs when trust and confidence meet belief, risk tolerance, and safety. — Jeffrey Gitomer

Funny Send It Quotes By Lynda Barry: No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever

No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected. — Lynda Barry

Funny Send It Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Send It Quotes By Jim Butcher: At the moment I was mad enough to

At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips. — Jim Butcher

Funny Send It Quotes By H.G.Wells: Losing your way on a journey is unfortunate.

Losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But, losing your reason for the journey is a fate more cruel. — H.G.Wells

Funny Send It Quotes By Mathias Aires: Dissonance is a harmony.

Dissonance is a harmony. — Mathias Aires

Funny Send It Quotes By Dave Barry: The population of earth has reached 7 billion

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

Funny Send It Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: They said I was a valued customer, now

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. — Sophie Kinsella

Funny Send It Quotes By Elizabeth Olsen: Not since I was 10, trying to get

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!' — Elizabeth Olsen

Funny Send It Quotes By William Penn: Choose a friend as thou dost a wife,

Choose a friend as thou dost a wife, till death separate you. — William Penn

Funny Send It Quotes By Jennifer Echols: It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet

It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back. — Jennifer Echols

Funny Send It Quotes By Alexander McCall Smith: There are so many things we take in

There are so many things we take in subconsciously and are unaware we ever saw. There is plenty of lumber like that in our minds. — Alexander McCall Smith