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I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.
— Jerry Seinfeld
To live is to change, and if you have lived long, you have changed often.
— John Henry Newman
Physicians are many in title but very few in reality.
— Hippocrates
Jesus Christ, we believe, is the fulfilment of every truly human aspiration. To find him is to find ourselves.
— John R.W. Stott
Be charitable before wealth makes you covetous.
— Thomas Browne
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Jary, Garge, Elane and Daved Pady emerge from the Lamborgini Veneno like sad clown's from the SICKEST clown car ever.
— Seinfeld 2000
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
— Jerry Seinfeld
We started the AIDS virus. We are only able to maintain our level of living by making sure that Third World people live in grinding poverty.
— Jeremiah Wright
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
— Marian Keyes
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Languages are not strangers to on another.
— Walter Benjamin
Why would anybody want a friend?
— Jerry Seinfeld
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
— Aaron McGruder
Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'
— Jason Alexander
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Tom Hanks has taken George Clooney's place as the big-hitter driving a lot of liberal causes.
— Bill O'Reilly
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I cast my lot in with a soldier, and where he was, was home to me.
— Martha Summerhayes