Funny Schumer Quotes
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Funny Schumer Quotes & Sayings
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Your life is meant for you to understand and process, not to make anyone else happy.
— Khloe Kardashian
For ages they had been without lives of their own. The whole of their being was open to the world and nothing divided them from the rest of creation.
— Thomas Ligotti
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
But the purpose of a story is to teach and to please at once, and what it teaches is how to recognize the snares of the world.
— Umberto Eco
All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.
— John Arbuthnot
I hope that when people with Down's see me, they will be inspired to do more than they think they can.
— Lauren Potter
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
— Amy Schumer
Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does?
— Amy Schumer
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
— Amy Schumer
There is no work of art that has ever been made that is absolutely truthful about life.
— Richard Foreman
