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Funny Scary Quotes By Laini Taylor: My tiny scary friend is coming

My tiny scary friend is coming — Laini Taylor

Funny Scary Quotes By Sarah Moss: The American police had shot another child for

The American police had shot another child for being black and outside, and the child had died, there on the pavement in the company of his killers. — Sarah Moss

Funny Scary Quotes By Daniel Tosh: You know your girlfriend is too young when

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Scary Quotes By Gustav Mahler: When I have reached a summit, I leave

When I have reached a summit, I leave it with great reluctance, unless it is to reach for another, higher one. — Gustav Mahler

Funny Scary Quotes By Patricia Briggs: Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and

Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary. — Patricia Briggs

Funny Scary Quotes By Joss Stirling: Yeah, really scary," agreed Zoe, struggling not to

Yeah, really scary," agreed Zoe, struggling not to laugh. "Like Bambi with an Uzi. — Joss Stirling

Funny Scary Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: The law of sacrifice is uniform throughout the

The law of sacrifice is uniform throughout the world. To be effective it demands the sacrifice of the bravest and the most spotless. — Mahatma Gandhi

Funny Scary Quotes By Ilona Andrews: He was charming and funny and a bit

He was charming and funny and a bit scary, which was always a draw in my book. — Ilona Andrews

Funny Scary Quotes By Robyn Carr: Your big scary husband is crying.

Your big scary husband is crying. — Robyn Carr

Funny Scary Quotes By Andrea Heltsley: Oh, my, god, we are in a killing

Oh, my, god, we are in a killing room. This is just like an episode of Dexter! They are going to murder us! Mia exclaimed as she started to cry. — Andrea Heltsley

Funny Scary Quotes By R.L. Stine: I always just wanted to be funny. I

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. — R.L. Stine

Funny Scary Quotes By Jeremy Hunt: She [Theresa May] is the right choice to

She [Theresa May] is the right choice to lead Britain in a challenging period and will make a truly outstanding prime minister. — Jeremy Hunt

Funny Scary Quotes By Terry Crews: I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because

I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time. — Terry Crews

Funny Scary Quotes By Christopher Walken: There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. — Christopher Walken

Funny Scary Quotes By Amy Poehler: Short people DO NOT like to be picked

Short people DO NOT like to be picked up. — Amy Poehler

Funny Scary Quotes By Brandy Nacole: Who would have ever thought going to a

Who would have ever thought going to a library would be so scary? — Brandy Nacole

Funny Scary Quotes By Simon Holt: Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary

Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary — Simon Holt

Funny Scary Quotes By Jewel: Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower

Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower Went up where the homeless had their home. — Jewel

Funny Scary Quotes By Stephen Helmes: What your mind sees when you close your

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes

Funny Scary Quotes By Red Smith: I have known writers who paid no damned

I have known writers who paid no damned attention whatever to the rules of grammar and rhetoric and somehow made the language behave for them. — Red Smith

Funny Scary Quotes By Robert Pattinson: Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and

Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson

Funny Scary Quotes By Dave Barry: Every single human cell contains "DNA," which is

Every single human cell contains "DNA," which is a special molecule that your body leaves behind at crime scenes so the police can identify you. — Dave Barry

Funny Scary Quotes By Jadakiss: What if Manhattan was hit by Hurricane Katrina?

What if Manhattan was hit by Hurricane Katrina? — Jadakiss

Funny Scary Quotes By Derek The Ghost: Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year. — Derek The Ghost

Funny Scary Quotes By Steven Pressfield: Socrates demonstrated long ago, that the truly free

Socrates demonstrated long ago, that the truly free individual is free only to the extent of his own self-mastery. — Steven Pressfield

Funny Scary Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I'm really scary in reality. Most of the

I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time. — Robert Pattinson

Funny Scary Quotes By Masashi Kishimoto: She's strong! And scary ... I bet she's

She's strong! And scary ... I bet she's single ... I'd put money on it.. — Masashi Kishimoto

Funny Scary Quotes By Nathan Hassall: Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing.

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing. — Nathan Hassall

Funny Scary Quotes By Eoin Colfer: I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary. — Eoin Colfer