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Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.Nesta — Cathy Hopkins
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
— Kayti McGee
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
— Rodney Dangerfield
He says black, I say white and we do grey
— Lazaro Hernandez
Alright, manly man," he says. "Go prove that you're a man.
— Jessica Sorensen
Everything Will Ferrell says during scenes is so funny and so natural. I was amazed at his genius.
— Erick Chavarria
If she says "I love you," and I say "I know," that's beautiful and acceptable and funny.
— Chris Taylor
You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back.
— Lauren Barnholdt
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.
— Sophie Kinsella
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
— Frank Carson
Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up.
— Joanne Clancy
Don't just tell me your brother is funny-show me what he says and does and let me decide whether I want to laugh.
— Dennis G. Jerz
I want my online content to be so good that Google's web crawler stops and says "Dayyyum son!
— Ryan Lilly
Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table. "I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't finished eating yet. — Colleen Hoover
Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news.
— George Saunders
It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
— Kate Winslet
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
— Tommy Cooper
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
— Dave Chappelle
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
— Henny Youngman
I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice
— Tara Sivec
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
