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Funny Sayings And Quotes By LeBron James: I think, team first. It allows me to

I think, team first. It allows me to succeed, it allows my team to succeed. — LeBron James

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Natalya Vorobyova: Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. — Natalya Vorobyova

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: It feels like Shiva destroyed my universes of

It feels like Shiva destroyed my universes of possibility, like He's dancing on the ashes of my snatched away dreams. — Padma Venkatraman

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Ezra Pound: Speak against unconscious oppression,Speak against the tyranny of

Speak against unconscious oppression,
Speak against the tyranny of the unimaginative,
Speak against bonds. — Ezra Pound

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Sebastian Pinera: Life is tough - and you have to

Life is tough - and you have to be tougher than life to change the world. — Sebastian Pinera

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Darynda Jones: There are very few personal problems that can't

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. — Darynda Jones

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Nas: Freedom or jail clips inserted, a baby's being

Freedom or jail clips inserted, a baby's being born/ Same time a man is murdered, the beginning and end. — Nas

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Jussi Adler-Olsen: If you want to know what the camel

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Bogdan Vaida: Motto for latin countries: If you're not late,

Motto for latin countries: If you're not late, you're not on time — Bogdan Vaida

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Francesca Lia Block: But be careful; sand is already broken but

But be careful; sand is already broken but glass breaks. The shoes are for dancing, not running away. — Francesca Lia Block

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Mark Jackman: Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it's no good

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Funny Sayings And Quotes By C.S. Pacat: Then Laurent turned and saw him, andthe pressure

Then Laurent turned and saw him, and
the pressure in his chest grew like pain
as Laurent greeted him, half stripped and
bright-eyed. — C.S. Pacat

Funny Sayings And Quotes By April Mae Monterrosa: Life is funny...we never know what's in store

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Bauvard: Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled

Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs. — Bauvard

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Benjamin Disraeli: Twilight makes us pensive; Aurora is the goddess

Twilight makes us pensive; Aurora is the goddess of activity; despair curses at midnight; hope blesses at noon. — Benjamin Disraeli

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Werley Nortreus: Racism is not funny, because it won't solve

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Dolly Parton: I always think of myself as a working

I always think of myself as a working girl. — Dolly Parton

Funny Sayings And Quotes By Theodore Hesburgh: It is easier to exemplify values than teach

It is easier to exemplify values than teach them. — Theodore Hesburgh