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Funny Saying And Quotes By Taiye Selasi: Your baby is crying, says the driver to

Your baby is crying, says the driver to Taiwo, the Ghanian way of saying your cell phone is ringing. — Taiye Selasi

Funny Saying And Quotes By Katie McGarry: Nothing makes you think you might need years

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

Funny Saying And Quotes By Ciaran Hinds: I'd love to get into some comedy, but

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. — Ciaran Hinds

Funny Saying And Quotes By Allison Silverman: I remember one guy saying, "You're the only

I remember one guy saying, "You're the only human out of all of them," and feeling a little concerned that somehow that meant I wasn't as funny. — Allison Silverman

Funny Saying And Quotes By Dominic Chianese: I had no idea what they were saying

I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny. — Dominic Chianese

Funny Saying And Quotes By Leah Broadby: If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

Funny Saying And Quotes By David Sedaris: I love things made out of animals. It's

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

Funny Saying And Quotes By Kevin Hart: I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you

I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge — Kevin Hart

Funny Saying And Quotes By Shae Ross: Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your

Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies. — Shae Ross

Funny Saying And Quotes By Sam Argent: My silence was reward for you saying something

My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement. — Sam Argent

Funny Saying And Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! — Regina Griffin

Funny Saying And Quotes By Ali Sparkes: Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Funny Saying And Quotes By Chanel West Coast: I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. — Chanel West Coast

Funny Saying And Quotes By Jussi Adler-Olsen: If you want to know what the camel

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Funny Saying And Quotes By Bauvard: I don't read biographies for moral instruction, or

I don't read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me. — Bauvard

Funny Saying And Quotes By Bill Bailey: I once punched a bloke in the face

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

Funny Saying And Quotes By Unknown: All I'm saying is I've never seen my

All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room. — Unknown

Funny Saying And Quotes By Rosanna Arquette: I have trouble saying hu ... hu ...

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband. — Rosanna Arquette

Funny Saying And Quotes By Madeline Kahn: I find being funny very hard work. I

I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy. — Madeline Kahn

Funny Saying And Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: I love you because you loved me first.

I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Funny Saying And Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I didn't go to college at all, any

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Saying And Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: Saying I don't take my meds because they

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Funny Saying And Quotes By Victoria Chang: I think my way of being "funny" is

I think my way of being "funny" is just saying things that people think but have learned not to say, whereas, I haven't learned not to say them. — Victoria Chang

Funny Saying And Quotes By John Wagner: In this city, we've got a saying: once

In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!

-Judge Dredd — John Wagner

Funny Saying And Quotes By Kirsty Greenwood: There's a saying, isn't there, that when you've

There's a saying, isn't there, that when you've had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex? — Kirsty Greenwood

Funny Saying And Quotes By J.M. Barrie: Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your

Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. — J.M. Barrie

Funny Saying And Quotes By Whitney Cummings: Saying women aren't funny is now like saying

Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete. — Whitney Cummings

Funny Saying And Quotes By Henny Youngman: Now, the band that inspired that great saying,

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Saying And Quotes By Robert Breault: A wise saying is something you keep picking

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge — Robert Breault

Funny Saying And Quotes By Nichole Chase: To say my day was not going well,

To say my day was not going well, would be like saying the French Revolution had been a bit troublesome for Marie Antoinette. — Nichole Chase

Funny Saying And Quotes By Jasinda Wilder: Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

Funny Saying And Quotes By Mark Twain: I did not attend his funeral, but I

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

Funny Saying And Quotes By J.K. Rowling: There was a lot more to magic, as

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. — J.K. Rowling

Funny Saying And Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Not every single way of saying the right

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Saying And Quotes By Phillip C. McGraw: I didn't just come in on a load

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

Funny Saying And Quotes By John Cleese: One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!"

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

Funny Saying And Quotes By Agatha Christie: I should like to knock their silly heads

I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny. — Agatha Christie

Funny Saying And Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I will take all my rights! Can you

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

Funny Saying And Quotes By Anna Torv: I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.' — Anna Torv

Funny Saying And Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: I could always get by on a fake

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Funny Saying And Quotes By Henny Youngman: The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen,

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Saying And Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him saying

Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella

Funny Saying And Quotes By Lena Dunham: There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The

There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!' — Lena Dunham

Funny Saying And Quotes By Salman Rushdie: I get a lot of letters - a

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny? — Salman Rushdie

Funny Saying And Quotes By Dick Cavett: I get a kick out of people saying

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny. — Dick Cavett

Funny Saying And Quotes By Roz Chast: I think maybe to survive, I mean to

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. — Roz Chast

Funny Saying And Quotes By Steve Coogan: All those people who go around saying Life

All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve. — Steve Coogan

Funny Saying And Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: I think therefore I am not sure.

I think therefore I am not sure. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Funny Saying And Quotes By Hannah Harrington: I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears

I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset. — Hannah Harrington

Funny Saying And Quotes By Jon Lovitz: You want everyone to be great and funny.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny. — Jon Lovitz

Funny Saying And Quotes By Emma Chase: I can't make out what they're saying; it

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

Funny Saying And Quotes By Issa Rae: I hate to say it but I hate

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny. — Issa Rae