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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope ...
— Robin Glasser
Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
What kinda vows? Celibacy? I thought, though I didn't say it. Nobody keeps a celibacy vow anyway.
— Cassandra Rose Clarke
I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. — Jessica Gadziala
What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants.
— Frances Winkler
Marked by justice," I say. Sevro rolls his eyes. "What? I can be funny." "Keep practicing.
— Pierce Brown
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".
— Mitch Hedberg
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
— Lewis Black
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!
— Gary Gulman
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.
— Christopher Guest
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
— Don Rickles
Magic is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what.
— Suzanne Palmieri
You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud
— Annoying Orange
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
David tells me that fairies never say 'We feel happy': what they say is, 'We feel dancey'.
— J.M. Barrie
I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart ... badoom, badoom, badoom.
— Mel Brooks
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
— Jimmy Carr
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
— Henny Youngman
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, How to Build a Boat.
— Stephen Wright
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.
— Ellen DeGeneres
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
— Alan Perlis
I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one?
— Randa Abdel-Fattah
Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.
— Charles Barkley
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
