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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It matters less to venerate things than to live with them on terms of good friendship. — Adrienne Monnier

You can't lead if no one will follow. — Margaret Atwood

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! — Susan Kay

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

That was the biggest problem with getting used to someone, she thought. You were lonely when they weren't there. — J.D. Robb

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be. — William Styron

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. — Terry Pratchett

In the long run, the greatest weapon of mass destruction is stupidity. — Thomas Sowell

Oh, it was an artful place
it must make people who have money want to spend it madly! — Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle

Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput

(About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett

Whether the gods are inside or outside makes very little difference to whether there are gods. — Jordan Peterson

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If people are watching television by themselves, it makes them part of a community of people laughing. — Barbara Feldon

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My husband used to say that scars were like tattoos but with better stories." "I — Gayle Forman

Laughter is the best medicine — Chase Soundly

It is the Jew who lies when he swears allegiance to another faith; who becomes a danger to the world. — Stephen Samuel Wise