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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It matters less to venerate things than to live with them on terms of good friendship.
— Adrienne Monnier
You can't lead if no one will follow.
— Margaret Atwood
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
— Terry Pratchett
Oh, it was an artful place
it must make people who have money want to spend it madly! — Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle
it must make people who have money want to spend it madly! — Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle
Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput
(About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
Whether the gods are inside or outside makes very little difference to whether there are gods.
— Jordan Peterson
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If people are watching television by themselves, it makes them part of a community of people laughing.
— Barbara Feldon
I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.
— Jonathan Ashworth
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Laughter is the best medicine
— Chase Soundly