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Funny Santa Quotes & Sayings

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Fornication and adultery are a plague of the last days. — Sunday Adelaja

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

I was born in Boston, Massachusetts on May 16, 1923, the only child of Joel and Sylvia Miller. — Merton Miller

It was so much easier to be alone, if one could find just the right location. — Arthur Phillips

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart

I hate the way you love me. — Jettie Woodruff

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman

I focus more on the music and my message; I'm not a party type of guy. — Roger Miret

A splinter of pride got in under my breast-bone and lodged there. — Lia Mills

Once you've arrived at the end of the world, it hardly matters which route you took. — Isaac Marion