Funny Sales Quotes
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My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.
— Nenia Campbell
Almost all great fortunes are based upon one cracking good idea and the guts to go with it
— Frederick Forsyth
Irish lace, hanging in the windows, filters the afternoon light, softening the lines on her face.
— Christina Baker Kline
When I first went to New York I was right out of high school, I was 17 years old, and I had never seen a building over two stories high.
— Florence Henderson
Feminism was about making women's lives less constrained and giving them more choices.
— Hanna Rosin
To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity.
— Roy Basler
Yes," he thought; "he is a doctor, he must know his own state and that his days are counted; and the knowledge is more than he can bear.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
— Zach Galifianakis
Don't confuse efforts with results....
— C.P. Sennett
Don't worry, Zombies only eat people with brains
— Raven Darkwing
Our biggest failure is our failure to see patterns.
— Marilyn Ferguson