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There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.
— J. Michael Straczynski
I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense.
— Teddy Thompson
All art needs to be funny, sad and a little disturbing simultaneously or else it's not art.
— Ezekiel Tyrus
It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold.
— K.M. Alexander
Men were good for one thing only. Killing spiders. Other than that, I was on my own. It was sad though. Where was the chivalry of yesteryear?
— Kate Carlisle
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
— Mitch Hedberg
America has become so tense and nervous it has been years since I have seen anyone sleep in church - and that is a sad situation.
— Norman Vincent Peale
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
— Paula Danziger
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge
— Kevin Hart
Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm
— David Cross
It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.
— Tony Hancock
If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though.
— John Duover
I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
— Tears For Fears
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Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum!
— Jonathan Safran Foer
It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even.
— Holly Hood
You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.
— John Green
I'm losing weight, you notice, Pop?
— Arthur Miller
The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more.
— Deepak Menon
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.
— Werley Nortreus
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
— Lauren Myracle
So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral?
— Johnny Rich
Jary, Garge, Elane and Daved Pady emerge from the Lamborgini Veneno like sad clown's from the SICKEST clown car ever.
— Seinfeld 2000
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
— William Archibald Spooner
I'm falling into disrepair
— Anne Tyler
I come from a long line of miserable people.
— Arlene Schindler
It's a sad day when a woman being funny and interested in science is considered newsworthy.
— Elise Andrew
I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability
— Sophia Bennett
What a sad business is being funny!
— Charlie Chaplin
Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable.
— Danielle Violette
No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now.
— Rick Riordan
I wanted to write something tough, hard, sad, but funny.
— Jennifer Niven
David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.
— T. R. Knight
I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
— Steve Martin
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story
— Sarah Dessen
So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.
— Todd Solondz
I don't know any sad songs. Except for the funny ones.
— Richard Powers
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
— Francesca Annis
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
— Moon Unit Zappa
Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since.
— Anne Elizabeth Moore
It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh.
— Melissa Walker
Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing.
— Nathan Hassall
The funniest people are the saddest ones
— Confucius
I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.
— Lorrie Moore
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein
My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me.
— Jonathan Winters
Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad.
— James St. James
It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
— Seth Green
You're a sad little hermit, and it creeps me out.
— Rainbow Rowell
There can be funny moments during sad stories
— Ammon Shea
We try to ... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.
— Tony Hancock
Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.
— Nick Hornby
