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I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.
— L.A. Weatherly
Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.
— Dave Matthews Band
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
— Paula Danziger
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
— Tom Sizemore
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
— Murray Walker
On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.
— Oscar Wilde
He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.
— Scott Aukerman
It's funny how things work out sometimes.
— Anthony Horowitz
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
— David Letterman
It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain .
— Patricia Harman
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.
— Jennifer Lee
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
— Lewis Black
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
— Chelsea Handler
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
— Charles Barkley
Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.
— Daniel Waters
I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one.
— Cameron Diaz
I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.
— Peter Farrelly
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
There's no such thing as too much power!
— Wolfgang Gullich
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
— Megan Follows
Great. So he's a genius. Fifty points for Ivanclaw.
— Margaret Stohl
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
— Charles M. Schulz
The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.
— Pat Conroy
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
— Don Rickles
It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.
— Richard Marx
It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
— Jerry Coleman
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.
— John Sandford
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
— Cloris Leachman
Bless your heart, they don't mindthey're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert
Imogene always sitson the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off."What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.
— C.C. Hunter
She's as funny as a toothache
— Erma Bombeck
Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!
— Olivia Newport
And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing.
— Jackie Kessler
My dear Natalya Petrovna, there's funny and funny.
— Ivan Turgenev
