Funny Running Quotes
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Funny Running Quotes & Sayings
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You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.
— John Madden
As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual.
— Beverly Sills
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
— Groucho Marx
It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.
— Jamie McGuire
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
— Jerry Coleman
If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.
— Cyndi Lauper
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.
— Louis Tomlinson
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags.
— Mercedes Lackey
Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.
— Attila The Hun
Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.
— John Madden
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
— Jerry Coleman
Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.
— Roger Caras
Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees.
— Tom Trebelhorn
Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you.
— Francois Rabelais
She hasn't run faster than herself before
— Zola Budd
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
— Bob Hope
Pete (Rose) doesn't run with celebrities and he can't stand the phonies. His big buddy in LA ain't Sinatra, it's a funny old groundskeeper.
— Sparky Anderson
Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.
— George Carlin
Apparently the part of the brain that identified things as funny kept running as a background process even when its contributions were useless.
— Neal Stephenson
You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up to some torture porn.
— Stephanie Perkins
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
— Doug Stanhope
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
— Milton Jones
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
— Milton Jones
When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
— Louis Tomlinson
I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now?
— Abigail Owen
Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs.
— Tim McCarver
So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase ... I merely obliged her by running.
— D.D. Chant
It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.
— E.B. White
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
That home run ties it up, 1-0.
— Jerry Coleman
The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here.
— John Madden
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
— Finley Peter Dunne
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
— Yogi Berra
Jesse is a good guy, although I don't understand the infatuation with the spandex he is always running around in.
— Holly Hood
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Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose
— Julie Anne Peters
