Funny Run Quotes
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Funny Run Quotes & Sayings
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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
— Orlando Bloom
Noses run. Feet smell.
— Teresa Monachino
The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
— Jerry Coleman
If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.
— Cyndi Lauper
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
— David Sedaris
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.
— Louis Tomlinson
Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm.""Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
— Billy Mays
Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
— Milton Jones
Time was funny like that. If you didn't keep track of it, make the most of every moment, it could run away from you.
— Donna Augustine
When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.
— Amit Kalantri
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin.""Tell that to James Bond — Jennifer Estep
Ricewind had always relied on running away. But somerimes, perhaps, you had to stand and fight, if only because there was nowhere left to run.
— Terry Pratchett
Pete (Rose) doesn't run with celebrities and he can't stand the phonies. His big buddy in LA ain't Sinatra, it's a funny old groundskeeper.
— Sparky Anderson
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
— Doug Stanhope
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
— Albert Brooks
I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.
— Bob Hope
You know a school is run by stuck-up sons of bitches when it doesn't even have a bike rack.
— Francesca Zappia
She hasn't run faster than herself before
— Zola Budd
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.
— E.B. White
LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt
— Darynda Jones
Does Playboy still run fiction?""I have absolutely no idea, Melinda," he said, grinning. — Robyn Carr
When mice run, cats give chase.
— Rachel Vincent
I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny.
— Mary-Kate Olsen
It's funny how you can run from the future and the past simultaneously.
— Kirsten Hubbard
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I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
— Milton Jones
I was tough. I was fierce. I was already seating my ass off and hadn't even started to run yet.
— Diana Rowland
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
That home run ties it up, 1-0.
— Jerry Coleman
The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here.
— John Madden
It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time.
— Michelle Gable
The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.
— John Green
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
— Jerry Coleman