Funny Run Quotes: top 59 famous quotes about Funny Run

Funny Run Quotes & Sayings

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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? — Orlando Bloom

My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away. — Kate McKinnon

Noses run. Feet smell. — Teresa Monachino

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures. — Jerry Coleman

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light. — Yogi Berra

The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0. — Jerry Coleman

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. — David Sedaris

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning. — Jerry Coleman

When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny. — Louis Tomlinson

Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm."
"Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson

Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off. — J.A. Saare

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. — Red Skelton

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. — Billy Mays

Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones

Time was funny like that. If you didn't keep track of it, make the most of every moment, it could run away from you. — Donna Augustine

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there. — Amit Kalantri

A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding. — Ranjitsinhji

The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials. — Mark Twain

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin."
"Tell that to James Bond — Jennifer Estep

Ricewind had always relied on running away. But somerimes, perhaps, you had to stand and fight, if only because there was nowhere left to run. — Terry Pratchett

He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes. — Kresley Cole

Pete (Rose) doesn't run with celebrities and he can't stand the phonies. His big buddy in LA ain't Sinatra, it's a funny old groundskeeper. — Sparky Anderson

Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls. — Louise Brown

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record — David Coleman

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do. — Doug Stanhope

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high. — Albert Brooks

It's hard for a man to turn down sex ... if they chase us, we can't run that fast. — Chris Rock

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. — Bob Hope

You know a school is run by stuck-up sons of bitches when it doesn't even have a bike rack. — Francesca Zappia

Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none. — Jerry Coleman

She hasn't run faster than herself before — Zola Budd

As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless. — Lord Chesterfield

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months. — E.B. White

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

Does Playboy still run fiction?"
"I have absolutely no idea, Melinda," he said, grinning. — Robyn Carr

When mice run, cats give chase. — Rachel Vincent

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you. — Anne Gracie

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams — Jim Carrey

It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one. — Rob Campbell

I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back — James M. Barrie

I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen

It's funny how you can run from the future and the past simultaneously. — Kirsten Hubbard

[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation. — John Buchan

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over. — Milton Jones

I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. — Jon Stewart

I was tough. I was fierce. I was already seating my ass off and hadn't even started to run yet. — Diana Rowland

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?" — Lefty Gomez

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield

That home run ties it up, 1-0. — Jerry Coleman

Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier — Ron Pickering

The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here. — John Madden

It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time. — Michelle Gable

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. — John Green

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. — Jerry Coleman