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We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours is, for it can take in almost anything without effort.
— Christopher Morley
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
— George Carlin
Our task in ourselves and in others is to transform right answers into automatic responses to real-life situations.
— Dallas Willard
The thirst to know and understand, a large and liberal discontent.
— William Watson
Materialism - an attachment to physical goods beyond their practical value - was a trap; a chain to ensnare the foolish with their own greed.
— Drew Karpyshyn
I was not the popular kid in school.
— Gabriel Iglesias
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
Did any of you ever think that along about thet ime the notion of a soul gave out, Freud popped up with the ego to take its place?
— Mary Ann Shaffer
Between ourselves, there are two things that I have always observed to be in singular accord: supercelestial thoughts and subterranean conduct.
— Michel De Montaigne
We can do no good, without God's grace,
— Lailah Gifty Akita