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Funny Role Models Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. — Sarah Silverman

Funny Role Models Quotes By Marcel Proust: One pretended not to know that the body

One pretended not to know that the body of a hostess was at the disposal of all comers, provided that her visiting list showed no gaps. — Marcel Proust

Funny Role Models Quotes By Elle Kennedy: I want to murder him in his sleep,

I want to murder him in his sleep, A. No, I want to murder him when he's awake so he can see the joy on my face when I do it. — Elle Kennedy

Funny Role Models Quotes By Thomas Pynchon: The past, hey no shit, it's an open

The past, hey no shit, it's an open invitation to wine abuse. — Thomas Pynchon

Funny Role Models Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I don't do what I'm told, but I

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Role Models Quotes By Feist: You can get anywhere on earth by falling

You can get anywhere on earth by falling asleep. — Feist

Funny Role Models Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than

Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Role Models Quotes By Alexandra Potter: And like a soprano shattering glass, Juliet heard

And like a soprano shattering glass, Juliet heard something snap deep inside.
It was the sound of her heart breaking. — Alexandra Potter

Funny Role Models Quotes By Nicky Oppenheimer: I am an African. I live there and

I am an African. I live there and my children live there, and as far as I understand, they intend to go on living there. — Nicky Oppenheimer

Funny Role Models Quotes By William Shakespeare: Though Fortune's malice overthrow my state,My mind exceeds

Though Fortune's malice overthrow my state,
My mind exceeds the compass of her wheel. — William Shakespeare

Funny Role Models Quotes By Marty Rubin: Time spent thinking about life is better spent

Time spent thinking about life is better spent enjoying it. — Marty Rubin

Funny Role Models Quotes By Francis Bacon: There is little friendship in the world, and

There is little friendship in the world, and least of all between equals. — Francis Bacon

Funny Role Models Quotes By Nicky Hilton: When I was a kid I had this

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. — Nicky Hilton

Funny Role Models Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Role Models Quotes By Johnny Unitas: I wouldn't walk across the street to piss

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire. — Johnny Unitas

Funny Role Models Quotes By Charles De Lint: Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One

Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place. — Charles De Lint

Funny Role Models Quotes By Alice Camille: Blessed are you who believed that what was

Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you — Alice Camille