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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
— Sarah Silverman
One pretended not to know that the body of a hostess was at the disposal of all comers, provided that her visiting list showed no gaps.
— Marcel Proust
I want to murder him in his sleep, A. No, I want to murder him when he's awake so he can see the joy on my face when I do it.
— Elle Kennedy
The past, hey no shit, it's an open invitation to wine abuse.
— Thomas Pynchon
Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it.
— Kurt Vonnegut
And like a soprano shattering glass, Juliet heard something snap deep inside.
It was the sound of her heart breaking. — Alexandra Potter
It was the sound of her heart breaking. — Alexandra Potter
I am an African. I live there and my children live there, and as far as I understand, they intend to go on living there.
— Nicky Oppenheimer
Though Fortune's malice overthrow my state,
My mind exceeds the compass of her wheel. — William Shakespeare
My mind exceeds the compass of her wheel. — William Shakespeare
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.
— Nicky Hilton
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire.
— Johnny Unitas
Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place.
— Charles De Lint
Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you
— Alice Camille