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I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.
— Robert Pattinson
Go ahead, nigga," Jah said, aiming the pistol at the cabdriver's face. "You got some frog in you?
— K'wan
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
— Robert Pattinson
Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles)
— Robert Pattinson
I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.
— Robert Pattinson
Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.
— Robert Pattinson
It's funny now, trying to socialise with people. There's this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird.
— Robert Pattinson
At every moment of our lives, we all have one foot in a fairy tale and the other in the abyss.
— Paulo Coelho
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
— Robert Pattinson
Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head.
— Jack Crawford
What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.
— Robert Pattinson
I look a bit like him.
— Robert Pattinson
I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.
— Robert Pattinson
Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread ...
— Robert Pattinson
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
— Robert Pattinson
Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ...
— Robert Pattinson
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
— Robert Pattinson
I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene
— Robert Pattinson
The soul of a man is strong enough to withstand any adversity.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Don't rap if you do not practice.
— Hopsin
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
— Robert Pattinson
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
— Robert Pattinson
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
— Robert Pattinson
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
— Robert Pattinson
So I know where my feet are.
— Robert Pattinson