Funny Roach Quotes
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Skating was put on the map, supposedly from me Everybody made a life and a livelihood, um, except me.
— Tonya Harding
Even if a government can be constitutional without being democratic, it cannot be democratic without being constitutional.
— Clinton Rossiter
I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper.
— Mary Roach
I'm technologically challenged, so I finally hooked up Bluetooth in my truck so I can talk going down the road.
— Kurt Busch
The torches went out, and in the darkness, he placed his lips to my ear. I believe you because I choose to; not because I do.
— Peter S. Beagle
You can learn a lot from your lovers, but-for the most part-you get to keep your friends longer, and you learn more from them.
— John Irving
The chief reason people do not know God is not because He hides from them but because they hide from Him.
— John Stott
When we pray for guidance in a group, we create a positive force field and align our personal energies towards a single direction.
— Catherine Carrigan
Ehe, 24 hours have gone from my father dead. It was yesterday, he suicided yesteday in the morning. Even and more than 24 hours!
— Deyth Banger
I was lucky enough to have parents who started me on music very early, but most kids don't get that kind of exposure.
— Joshua Bell
Any idiot can stand in front of a target. It doesn't prove anything except that you're bullying him. Which, as I recall, is a sign of cowardice.
— Veronica Roth
The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.
— Hal Roach