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Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle. — Hilary Mantel

Every individual was put on this earth to accomplish some purpose bigger than just making a living. — Joe Tye

Whatever you do, He will make good of it. But not the good He had prepared for you if you had obeyed him. — C.S. Lewis

Hurdles are there to jump over not to stand in front and wonder — J. Wilson

Get on your bikes and ride! — Freddie Mercury

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes ... — Phil Dusenberry

I want to fuck you Katherine, but first I'm going to redden your ass," he groans, pinning me to the wall. "Can you think of a reason that I shouldn't? — Lainie Suzanne

We cannot see anything until we are possessed with the idea of it, take it into our heads, - and then we can hardly see anything else. — Henry David Thoreau

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

I saw that Meryl Streep said, I just want to do my job well. And really, that's all I'm ever trying to do. — Paul McCartney

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. — Tina Fey

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle. — Jim Norton

I had the privilege of living most of my life in a small town. — Sarah Palin

The Hitchhiker's Guide is a hundred percent accurate. Reality, however, is not as reliable. — Eoin Colfer

He was hanged, and then much later they put up a statue to him, which tells you more about people than you might wish to know. — Terry Pratchett