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You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. — Rush Limbaugh

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. — Thomas Friedman

- and you'll remember, when they ask you your religion, that you're a Cath'lic. Better say Roman Cath'lic, tho' I'm not fond of the word. — Rudyard Kipling

There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. — Lola J. May

Doctors sometimes don't know what they do! — Deyth Banger

Government Steals from the needy and gives to the greedy — Ronald Reagan

And how do men call you?" "I have many names, but one nature. You may call me Mazda, or anything you please. — John Brunner

Like people, a picture has a skeleton, muscles and skin. — Paul Klee

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won! — Chris Rock

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

We don't need you as an ally. We're Dauntless.
-Tori — Veronica Roth

I'd crossed a border -

Speaking openly, exposing the weak girl I'd been, I was no longer her. — Aspen Matis

Funny songs, that's my ticket. I can't remember when it started or why it started, it's just something that I NEEDED. — Jack Black

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. — Damon Hill

I am in agreement with everything my father taught me and nothing my mother taught me. — Frida Kahlo

When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!" — Tyler Webb

The strongest principle of growth lies in the human choice. — George Eliot

Our Life is like a Boat that can Float. Some Row and Go! Some Blink and Sink!!-RVM — R.v.m.

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard. — Bob Monkhouse

Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup? — Shaun Newton

Be grateful. You have enough and abundant life — Lailah Gifty Akita

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

My heart will always beat your name — Willow Aster

It's difficult to remember when you haven't played it before. — Eugene Ormandy

I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to. — Laurann Dohner

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben

The only selfish life is a timid one. — Jeanette Winterson

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer