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Funny Remember When Quotes By Rush Limbaugh: You know how old I am? I'm so

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. — Rush Limbaugh

Funny Remember When Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Funny Remember When Quotes By Thomas Friedman: Remember, in China when you are one in

Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. — Thomas Friedman

Funny Remember When Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: - and you'll remember, when they ask you

- and you'll remember, when they ask you your religion, that you're a Cath'lic. Better say Roman Cath'lic, tho' I'm not fond of the word. — Rudyard Kipling

Funny Remember When Quotes By Lola J. May: There are three things to remember when teaching:

There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. — Lola J. May

Funny Remember When Quotes By Deyth Banger: Doctors sometimes don't know what they do!

Doctors sometimes don't know what they do! — Deyth Banger

Funny Remember When Quotes By Ronald Reagan: Government Steals from the needy and gives to

Government Steals from the needy and gives to the greedy — Ronald Reagan

Funny Remember When Quotes By John Brunner: And how do men call you?" "I have

And how do men call you?" "I have many names, but one nature. You may call me Mazda, or anything you please. — John Brunner

Funny Remember When Quotes By Paul Klee: Like people, a picture has a skeleton, muscles

Like people, a picture has a skeleton, muscles and skin. — Paul Klee

Funny Remember When Quotes By Chris Rock: Remember when we was young, everybody used to

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won! — Chris Rock

Funny Remember When Quotes By Auliq Ice: If you don't do anything stupid when you're

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

Funny Remember When Quotes By Veronica Roth: We don't need you as an ally. We're

We don't need you as an ally. We're Dauntless.
-Tori — Veronica Roth

Funny Remember When Quotes By Aspen Matis: I'd crossed a border - Speaking openly, exposing

I'd crossed a border -

Speaking openly, exposing the weak girl I'd been, I was no longer her. — Aspen Matis

Funny Remember When Quotes By Jack Black: Funny songs, that's my ticket. I can't remember

Funny songs, that's my ticket. I can't remember when it started or why it started, it's just something that I NEEDED. — Jack Black

Funny Remember When Quotes By Damon Hill: Winning is everything. The only ones who remember

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. — Damon Hill

Funny Remember When Quotes By Frida Kahlo: I am in agreement with everything my father

I am in agreement with everything my father taught me and nothing my mother taught me. — Frida Kahlo

Funny Remember When Quotes By Tyler Webb: When life gets you down, just remember these

When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!" — Tyler Webb

Funny Remember When Quotes By George Eliot: The strongest principle of growth lies in the

The strongest principle of growth lies in the human choice. — George Eliot

Funny Remember When Quotes By R.v.m.: Our Life is like a Boat that can

Our Life is like a Boat that can Float. Some Row and Go! Some Blink and Sink!!-RVM — R.v.m.

Funny Remember When Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: I can remember when safe sex meant a

I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard. — Bob Monkhouse

Funny Remember When Quotes By Shaun Newton: Do you remember when we played in Spain

Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup? — Shaun Newton

Funny Remember When Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Be grateful. You have enough and abundant life

Be grateful. You have enough and abundant life — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Remember When Quotes By Seth Rogen: I remember when I got my first Adam

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

Funny Remember When Quotes By Willow Aster: My heart will always beat your name

My heart will always beat your name — Willow Aster

Funny Remember When Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: It's difficult to remember when you haven't played

It's difficult to remember when you haven't played it before. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Remember When Quotes By Laurann Dohner: I have this condition I call impromptu senility.

I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to. — Laurann Dohner

Funny Remember When Quotes By Robert Orben: Remember the days when you let your child

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben

Funny Remember When Quotes By Jeanette Winterson: The only selfish life is a timid one.

The only selfish life is a timid one. — Jeanette Winterson

Funny Remember When Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: When it's all said and done remember, You

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer