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Funny Really Quotes By Amanda Peterson: It is funny you know, you spend 12

It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. — Amanda Peterson

Funny Really Quotes By Greg Chappell: I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm

I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly — Greg Chappell

Funny Really Quotes By R.J. Dennis: I really hate it when people want to

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Funny Really Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Don't you think its quite weird for Prince

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Really Quotes By Doug Stanhope: If you really believe death leads to eternal

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt? — Doug Stanhope

Funny Really Quotes By David Zucker: I've always thought those guys are really funny.

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker

Funny Really Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I got a smoke alarm at home, but

I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Really Quotes By Addison Timlin: I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero

I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb. — Addison Timlin

Funny Really Quotes By M. Beth Bloom: We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of

We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff. — M. Beth Bloom

Funny Really Quotes By Trevor Noah: I always believe that funny is serious and

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. — Trevor Noah

Funny Really Quotes By Dylan Moran: Wow this place is really big isn't it?

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite. — Dylan Moran

Funny Really Quotes By Scott Adams: As a rule, I don't like to laugh

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny. — Scott Adams

Funny Really Quotes By Kaley Cuoco: I love when guys are funny. I love

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

Funny Really Quotes By Miriam Toews: And what have you been up to? she

And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews

Funny Really Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: Every time I do something silly, it comes

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. — Shaquille O'Neal

Funny Really Quotes By Andy Rooney: You really can't blame the military for wanting

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not. — Andy Rooney

Funny Really Quotes By Dave Grohl: It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that

It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones. — Dave Grohl

Funny Really Quotes By Ryan Hansen: Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really.

Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything. — Ryan Hansen

Funny Really Quotes By Elle King: Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes

Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing. — Elle King

Funny Really Quotes By Mick LaSalle: Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect

Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise ... a little nuts and really funny. — Mick LaSalle

Funny Really Quotes By L. Taylor: Well if this is really happening, and this

Well if this is really happening, and this psycho really did kidnap us, I want food. — L. Taylor

Funny Really Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Really, if the lower orders don't set a

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? — Oscar Wilde

Funny Really Quotes By Robin Sloan: Penumbra [...] produces another e-reader - it's a

Penumbra [...] produces another e-reader - it's a Nook. Then another one, a Sony. Another one, marked KOBO. Really? Who has a Kobo? — Robin Sloan

Funny Really Quotes By Mark Indelicato: I want to do drama - no one

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

Funny Really Quotes By Sarah Dessen: Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually,

Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually, I mean shit. I really do. — Sarah Dessen

Funny Really Quotes By Kody Keplinger: It was almost funny, really. Such a strong

It was almost funny, really. Such a strong reaction to a bunch of shirtless guys. — Kody Keplinger

Funny Really Quotes By Holly Hood: It's always funny watching something so beautiful not

It's always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It's sad even. — Holly Hood

Funny Really Quotes By Ari Graynor: As an actor, when you're doing comedies, you're

As an actor, when you're doing comedies, you're around fantastic, funny people and you hopefully have a really good time doing it. — Ari Graynor

Funny Really Quotes By Heidi McLaughlin: Are you really speechless or has the vodka

Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human? — Heidi McLaughlin

Funny Really Quotes By Amy Schumer: Isn't it funny that they say most girls

Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does? — Amy Schumer

Funny Really Quotes By Jamie Foxx: I really wanted to just be a musician.

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. — Jamie Foxx

Funny Really Quotes By John Green: I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja,"

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

Funny Really Quotes By Zaha Hadid: You have to really believe not only in

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. — Zaha Hadid

Funny Really Quotes By Maisie Williams: I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna

I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace. — Maisie Williams

Funny Really Quotes By Quinn Loftis: No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a

No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs. — Quinn Loftis

Funny Really Quotes By Mila Kunis: I make myself laugh all the time. I

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. — Mila Kunis

Funny Really Quotes By Laura Benanti: My biggest influence is someone I really don't

My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife. — Laura Benanti

Funny Really Quotes By John Duover: I thought that was a really childish idea.

I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it. — John Duover

Funny Really Quotes By Wanda Sykes: I'm really funny now.

I'm really funny now. — Wanda Sykes

Funny Really Quotes By Tammy Blackwell: There really isn't much use in getting into

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. — Tammy Blackwell

Funny Really Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I gave him a compliment! All right, I

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days. — Sarah Silverman

Funny Really Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Now I really feel sorry for her. Your

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

Funny Really Quotes By Bill Hader: Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.'

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny. — Bill Hader

Funny Really Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I'm really scary in reality. Most of the

I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time. — Robert Pattinson

Funny Really Quotes By Steven Wright: Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.

Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. — Steven Wright

Funny Really Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you

Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day? — J.R.R. Tolkien

Funny Really Quotes By John Madden: He might want to watch where he lands

He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on. — John Madden

Funny Really Quotes By Bo Burnham: Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham

Funny Really Quotes By Steven Wright: When I turned two I was really anxious,

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright

Funny Really Quotes By Steve Coogan: You really have got lots of issues! Yeah,

You really have got lots of issues! Yeah, of 'What Car Magazine'! — Steve Coogan

Funny Really Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: My family isn't really Italian. We're more like

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian. — Mike Birbiglia

Funny Really Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Benedict may not be as hurt as he

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Really Quotes By Angelina Jolie: That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm

That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life. — Angelina Jolie

Funny Really Quotes By Vinnie Jones: Winning doesn't really matter as long as you

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win — Vinnie Jones

Funny Really Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: I started rubbing my temples and she suggested

I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think. — Kelley Armstrong

Funny Really Quotes By Michelle Obama: There is no magic to achievement. It's really

There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence. — Michelle Obama

Funny Really Quotes By Gena Showalter: What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter

Funny Really Quotes By Nikhil: Do you really think cards can tell us

Do you really think cards can tell us future??
No matter how you spread the cards but queen is always king ones..!! — Nikhil

Funny Really Quotes By Sheryl Crow: People don't realize that I'm really funny and

People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player. — Sheryl Crow

Funny Really Quotes By Frank Zappa: If you really love guitar, you're going to

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing. — Frank Zappa

Funny Really Quotes By Paris Hilton: If someone ever asks you to do something

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again. — Paris Hilton

Funny Really Quotes By David Letterman: The European countries are really hoping to do

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash. — David Letterman

Funny Really Quotes By Pippa Evans: I don't know if I was funny as

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans

Funny Really Quotes By Jay Crownover: I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

Funny Really Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: I really need 5 hours of Facebook to

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

Funny Really Quotes By Macaulay Culkin: The funny thing is, I'm not really a

The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place. — Macaulay Culkin

Funny Really Quotes By Randy Glasbergen: Whenever I call a company and get put

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. — Randy Glasbergen

Funny Really Quotes By Turcois Ominek: Life has a funny way of testing you

Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want. — Turcois Ominek

Funny Really Quotes By Graham Greene: I ought to write funny books. Life is

I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore. — Graham Greene

Funny Really Quotes By James Patterson: The funny thing about facing imminent death is

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. — James Patterson

Funny Really Quotes By Busy Philipps: I just like working with people that I

I just like working with people that I respect and think are really funny. — Busy Philipps

Funny Really Quotes By Jerry Coleman: He many not be hurt as much as

He many not be hurt as much as he really is. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Really Quotes By Red Tash: Oh, I love you, June, I really do.

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

Funny Really Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Are you . . . lost?" "Not really,"

Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross

Funny Really Quotes By Janeane Garofalo: I don't really have funny things to say

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo

Funny Really Quotes By Mick Foley: I really like it. I really, really like

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive. — Mick Foley

Funny Really Quotes By Chris Rock: Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

Funny Really Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I've started looking at my own father a

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. — Craig Ferguson

Funny Really Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: The strongest should come first in comedy because

The strongest should come first in comedy because once a character is really established as funny everything he does is funny. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Really Quotes By Daniel Tosh: That Asian guy is really good at kicking.

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Really Quotes By Karyn Bosnak: Life is funny; it really is.

Life is funny; it really is. — Karyn Bosnak

Funny Really Quotes By Robert M. Drake: The funny thingaboutadvice is,we always tellothersthe thingswecannotreally doourselves.

The funny thing
about
advice is,
we always tell
others
the things
we
cannot
really do
ourselves. — Robert M. Drake

Funny Really Quotes By Nicole McKay: A blanket could be used as a lovely

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! — Nicole McKay

Funny Really Quotes By Julie Benz: It's funny, I get really nervous when I

It's funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers. — Julie Benz

Funny Really Quotes By Veronica Blade: He really needed to stop being so hot

He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me. — Veronica Blade

Funny Really Quotes By Carter Jenkins: The accents are really really funny. I think

The accents are really really funny. I think I could convince somebody I was from New Zealand. — Carter Jenkins

Funny Really Quotes By Tom Ford: Your name is a funny thing. It stands

Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride. — Tom Ford

Funny Really Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny Really Quotes By Miranda Otto: Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone,

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto

Funny Really Quotes By Rin Chupeco: It would be a really bad idea to

It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."

"How bad of an idea?"

"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco

Funny Really Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I rented a car. I didn't really need

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Really Quotes By Jill Soloway: It's really easy to be funny. You get

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. — Jill Soloway

Funny Really Quotes By Chris Eigeman: I really love showing up at work at

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. — Chris Eigeman

Funny Really Quotes By Paris Hilton: A lot of the things I say I'm

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead. — Paris Hilton

Funny Really Quotes By John Leguizamo: I like drama. I love being in a

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo

Funny Really Quotes By Ellie Goulding: My fans are so funny, they make me

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans. — Ellie Goulding

Funny Really Quotes By Tanya Roberts: I was never pretty, never really popular. I

I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking. — Tanya Roberts

Funny Really Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Really Quotes By Rebecca McNutt: One of the many downsides to being a

One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real. — Rebecca McNutt

Funny Really Quotes By Greg Gutfeld: A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld